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A dust rag and Comet cleanser are 29-year-old Lisa Maria Marino's ticket to gainful employment and love in this strained chick-lit offering. When an office romance turns sour, Lisa Maria leaves her advertising job in New York and escapes to the dubious shelter of New Sparta, her upstate hometown. She hangs around with her meddlesome parents and her ultra-domestic sister, ultimately deciding to embark on a career as a personal household assistant (a.k.a. maid), figuring that she might fare better working only for women. Her one exception, the befuddled writer McAllister, turns out to be irresistible, but before their relationship can take more than a few wobbling steps, Lisa Maria discovers another woman in McAllister's apartment, and gives him the cold shoulder, not bothering to listen to his explanations or excuses. While he wilts without her attention, Lisa Maria cultivates a second career as an advice columnist for the local paper and scours an antiquated self-help guide, Live Alone and Like It. Even as Lisa Maria delves deeper into the personal lives of her fellow New Spartans, her dry and slightly vindictive sense of humor may deflect readers. Hubbard piles on catastrophic plot developments at the over-the-top ending, but even explosions and adultery provide scant fuel for the novel's sarcasm.
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"A charming, entertaining tale about a fledgling advice columnist who teaches others that 'life isn't fair' . . ." -- Rita Ciresi, author of Pink Slip and Remind Me Again Why I Married You

"Readers will delight in Lisa Maria's Guide for the Perplexed, a charming, entertaining tale ..." -- Rita Ciresi, author of Pink Slip and Remind Me Again Why I Married You

"Spiced w/dry wit and a dash of cynicism, [this] is a delightful story about finding yourself by losing your way." -- Karen Brichoux, author of Coffee & Kung Fu

"Spiced with dry wit and a dash of cynicism . . .a delightful story about finding yourself by losing your way." -- Karen Brichoux, author of Coffee & Kung Fu
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Red Dress Ink (June 1, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0373250614
  • ISBN-13: 978-0373250615
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.1 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,790,678 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars the smartest kind of chick lit., July 9, 2004
By Felicia Sullivan (New York, ny United States) - See all my reviews
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Red Dress Ink has offered a surprisingly witty and literary work in Hubbard's take on the life of a struggling writer forced to move back home and to take on clients as a professional housecleaner. Protagonist Lisa Marie supplements her household toil by writing an anonymous advice column for the New Sparta Other. Both manual tasks reveal a paper trail which leads to discovering unsigned semi-pornographic letters, political corruption, gender-bending expeditions to Florida, and cross-dressing novelists who enact English royalty.

The novel is sprinkled with literary references to the classics and books of etiquette: she samples from Samuel Beckett and Marjoris Hillis' 1930s feminist treatises, citing "The woman always pays in a thousand little shabbinesses." Hubbard's prose has a resilient quality, lucidly depicting a vivid heroine who is a bit Nancy Drew and a bit Margery Kempe.

Not unlike the other fare from Red Dress Ink, Lisa Marie's Guide for the Perplexed contains elements the romance of the chick lit pervading our booksellers; however, in her attention to detail, Hubbard weaves a modern love story pickled in sarcasm, marinated in disillusion, and expelled from a vacuum of dissolution.

Her story culminates in an Atlantis-like scene, a denouement of destruction in Anytown, Middle America: "The carousel that was one of the mall's icons that had been bisected by two metal poles which formerly supported a banner Shop Till You Drop. Two carousel ponies had been thrown through the window of the nearby By Gum It's Monday restaurant, and the air was thick with the odor of burned French fries and frankfurters." Hubbard's work fuses the mundane of daily life with the sinister secrets which lurk beneath the bound guise of business attire.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars fun freeloading fraudulent friendly female, May 26, 2004
Nearing thirty, Lisa Marie Marino lost her advertising job in New York City so she came home to find work in New Sparta, New York. Besides writing an advice column, Lisa finds work as a household assistant. She cleans as little as possible and bosses her clients around until she meets Bob.

Client writer Bob McAllister finds Lisa intelligent, pretty, and domineering. Still he enjoys her help when he needs a special word or phrase. Lisa finds herself attracted to Bob and actually uses elbow grease to keep his home spotless. Though her mom tosses her high school boyfriend at her, Bob and Lisa fall in love, but he panics and begins seeing Charlene "the Cosmopolitan" centerfold. Lisa stops cleaning for him, sending her sister instead, but Bob knows he made a mistake as he misses his Lisa and will do anything to get her to be his beloved forever cleaning lady.

This is a fun contemporary romance totally carried off by the charming con artist slacker. The rest of the cast is there to add depth to Lisa Marie and thus are not fully developed except in relation to the key protagonist. Still Lisa Marie carries the show as she is fun to follow whether she uses a deodorized spray to make the room seem like it is clean when mostly she watches TV, raids the refrigerator or when she assists Bob with his work. Fans will delight in the antics of this freeloading fraudulent friendly female.

Harriet Klausner

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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Where was the funny?, May 23, 2006
By Book Junkie (Bay Area) - See all my reviews
When the Publisher's Weekly review promised dry vindictive humor, I jumped for joy, because I love that kind of humor. I don't think humor should be all rainbows and Skittles, so I thought this book would tickle my sick and twisted funny bone. On top of that, Karen Brichoux of Coffee and Kung Fu fame blurbed it. So I was going to be in for a feast, right?

Far from it. Aside from the advice column tidbits (loved those) and Lisa Maria giving the cats to her exes, I didn't find myself even giggling.

The author did a lot of telling instead of showing, and I couldn't get myself to care about her romance with McAllister. If he wasn't wooden, he was just plain pathetic. Except for her best friend and Kathy the Romanian esthetician (hey, I like over-the-top characters; it's the John Waters influence, okay?)the other characters were just plain boring, cardboard cutouts, to use a cliche.

Also, the author needs to learn that tightly written prose doesn't mean summarize everything. Her use of POV bothered me too. She'd start off a scene as if we were in another character's head, and then a line or two later we'd be in Lisa Maria's head. Since the book was in Lisa Maria's POV the whole time, it was jarring when toward the end, she decided to go into everyone else's POV. There's something to be said about consistancy.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Terrific book for the chaise lounge or beach!
Lisa Maria is drifting--until she starts a cleaning business, takes on an advice column, and starts cleaning out and cleaning up her own life. Read more
Published on August 10, 2004 by CeceliaBird

5.0 out of 5 stars Upstaters will enjoy this fun read set in their "backyard"
(Author of The Cyber Miracles)
Upstate New York residents will have fun exploring Lisa Maria's Guide for the Perplexed's fictional setting, New Sparta, that Hubbard says... Read more
Published on June 9, 2004 by Mary Pat Hyland

5.0 out of 5 stars I have a sense of humor
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If so, I imagine you will enjoy this book quite a bit. It made me laugh out loud more than once. More than five times actually. Read more

Published on June 7, 2004 by Kelly Wund

5.0 out of 5 stars Missing the Point
I don't quite get the point of some of the other reviews. Lisa Maria is a perfectly proper name, and it's a first name--not a first and middle name. Read more
Published on June 6, 2004

3.0 out of 5 stars Odd, but charming
This is a strange little novel, but is not without its charms. The characters range from thinly sketched to utterly caricatured, and the town, which is a character in itself, is... Read more
Published on June 6, 2004

2.0 out of 5 stars A Book About Lisa Maria
This book is about Lisa Maria. Lisa Maria has had to move home to live with her parents, because Lisa Maria is having some problems. Read more
Published on June 3, 2004

4.0 out of 5 stars Good CLEAN fun!
Very good Red Dress Ink novel! This book is a super-fast read- great for a lazy summer afternoon. Lisa Maria's wit and humor are irresistible. Read more
Published on May 30, 2004 by retta

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