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by Laura Numeroff (Author), Joe Mathieu (Illustrator) "Dogs don't wear sneakers And pigs don't wear hats And dresses look silly On Siamese cats..." (more)
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From Publishers Weekly
"Mathieu's exuberant art sets off Numeroff's neatly veiled silliness" in this "antithesis of a nonsense rhyme?a verse that derives its kid-appeal by its apparent sensibleness," said PW. Ages 4-7.
Copyright 1996 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From School Library Journal
PreSchool-K-A jaunty, rhymed text provides a litany of unlikely scenarios- sheep in the shower, hens in the swimming pool-some of which work better than others. It's Mathieu's wacky and inventive illustrations that really carry the show. His expressive animals lift weights, dangle off diving boards, and cavort in a variety of crazy outfits. Kids will enjoy the silliness, even if the book isn't as much fun as John Cameron's If Mice Could Fly (Atheneum, 1979; o.p.). Teachers will appreciate the final page, which invites readers to "tell me what you see," making the title a spirited springboard for creative activities. Useful, but not especially memorable.
Lori A. Janick, Parkwood Elementary School, Pasadena, TX
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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  • Reading level: Ages 4-8
  • Paperback: 40 pages
  • Publisher: Aladdin (September 1, 1996)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0689808747
  • ISBN-13: 978-0689808746
  • Product Dimensions: 9.9 x 8 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #194,786 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Nonsense!, July 20, 1999
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Laura Joffe Numeroff has a flair for the ridiculous. This charming tale gives the reader a serious case of the giggles from beginning to end. The illustrations are priceless as well. You will read this one again and again!
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars gorgeous book, September 26, 2000
Dogs Don't Wear Sneakers is a gorgeous book. It is a series of ridiculous juxtapositions; my favorite of which being the wonderful illustration for "goats never shave." The pictures for "Moose don't go bowling" and "Fish don't eat bagels" made me laugh.

My wife (who is very practical) says that the book is "useful" because after you read the book to a child, you can then give them a sheet that says something like: --blank-- don't wear --blank--. The child may then fill in the blanks and draw their own ridiculous picture-thereby expanding their imagination.

Underhanded schemes and ulterior motives aside, this book is cute; and worth a look.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A WONDERFUL book by a great author, October 2, 2003
By Sussya "Lab Enthusiast" (Southern United States) - See all my reviews
My kids love Laura Numeroff books anyway, but this has to be one of their all time favorites. My two-year-old quotes this book all the time, and if we ever want to make her laugh, we just recite a few verses. It is perfect for bedtime, and one that definitely belongs in every child's library. The illustrations are wonderful, too.
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