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Many people are unaware that their actions and thoughts are being directed to suit the agendas of shadowy agencies, despite incontrovertible evidence that this is happening every day to ordinary people just like you! Fortunately, you hold in your hands a ticket to board the bus to mental freedom - with an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB). The AFDB is the most effective, inexpensive and stylish way to combat psychotronic mind control. This definitive guide to aluminum foil brain shielding offers everything the budding paranoid needs to fight the nefarious forces of mind control, including easy-to-follow instructions for custom-made AFDBs for adults, children, pregnant women, pets, and plants; tips and tricks from experienced paranoids; the history and underlying theory of the AFDB; and an eye-opening guide to potential enemies (trust no one - they're everywhere!). Make your Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie now before it's too late!


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Lyle Zapato earned an MA in psychothermodymanics from Kelvinic University. Currently, he is president and CEO of Zapato Productions intradimensional http://zapatopi.net/, an organization dedicated to providing paranoids with vital information and tools for fighting the forces of mind control and other oppressors.

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  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Outer Limits Press (January 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1581603762
  • ISBN-13: 978-1581603767
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #821,312 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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23 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Beware Of Disinformation !!!, March 11, 2005
This book is clearly part of a disinformation campaign by the Illuminati.

EVERYONE KNOWS that aluminium is COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE for protection against psyonic mind-control RAYS. You need to use SILVER or even better, gold and PLATINUM to deflect the MIND-CONTROLLERS. Why do you think royalty used those materials for headgear, historically????

If you follow the directions in this book, you will be OPEN to MIND-CONTROL RAYS. PROOF: You will find yourself subject to fits of laughter as you read it. If you even lend it is a friend, HE or SHE will ALSO be subject to feelings of humous intensity! This manipulation of your emotional cortex will MANIFEST through VISUAL CONTACT with the contents of this book.

Beware! Beware!! Beware!!!
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars For a taste -- check out the website!, September 10, 2004
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To fully understand this book, you need to visit Lyle's website: http://zapatopi.net/ and the associated Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) pages.

Lyle is a creative genious, and I'm really glad that he is working on the good guy's side.

After reading his site and the book, I must say that I have invested heavily in Reynold's Aluminum corporation, and am trying to get my friends and colleagues to understand the threat that we all face from those that would control us.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Beware: Aluminum doesn't work, February 22, 2006
The concept is to place a faraday cage around your head, but what the unseen forces who seek to control your mind, DON'T want you to know is that ALUMINUM does not work. In fact, use of aluminum has been proven in scientific studies to profoundly exacerbate Alzheimer's and other ravaging mental diseases and illnesses. USE OF ALUMINUM WILL FACILITATE MENTAL INSTABILITY MAKING THE WEARER MORE SUSEPTABLE TO MIND CONTROL RAYS!!!

The best metallic hats to use are molded TINFOIL lined with circular dispersal radiators (items that resemble the springs found in retractable fountain pens.) These springs should be placed every 1/4 inch and all turned opposite directions of each other... one turning clockwise, one turning counter clockwise, etc.

Remember, ALUMINUM KILLS. This is serious, I AM NOT A KOOK!!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME, I AM ONLY TRYING HELP!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Can be applied to other forms of control, as well...
After clear and irrefutable results while using my AFDB I struck upon the premise that perhaps this scientific technique could be applied to other pressing disturbances, as well... Read more
Published on October 10, 2007 by Osama Halliburton

4.0 out of 5 stars Made me laugh out loud
"Some may argue that being concerned about mind control is excessively paranoid. These people are wrong; it is exactly paranoid enough. Read more
Published on March 21, 2007 by BookReview.com

4.0 out of 5 stars Huh?
Are you kiddin me? $10 for a book on how to wrap foil around your head? buy some foil ($2) and wrap it yourself; why spend $10 of your own money on a book endorsed by the govt?
Published on February 26, 2006 by The Ripper

5.0 out of 5 stars I've been Saved!
I've been saved my the 3M corporation who supplied the aluminum foil and the scotch tape used to construct my beanie! Read more
Published on June 23, 2005 by M. McIntyre

1.0 out of 5 stars piece of crap
this is a pointless book and i hope you burn it muahahaha! i read it at my pal's home and it has no point. You are paranoid. i hope u kie.
Published on March 17, 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars Author really seems to know his stuff
"Some may argue that being concerned about mind control is excessively paranoid. These people are wrong; it is exactly paranoid enough. Read more
Published on April 9, 2003

4.0 out of 5 stars Enlightening comedy
A humorous attempt to make fun of the paranoid skeptic inside all of us. Provides many instances (but non-comprehensive) of references to the "alumninum hat" that have... Read more
Published on January 6, 2003 by J. Lawson

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