Paranoia 101 (Failure To Read This List Is Treason)

The list author says:
	"Serve The Computer. Uncover treason. Kill your teammates before they kill you. It's fun. The Computer says so. And The Computer wouldn't lie."

The list author says:
	"Gamemaster screen. Hide notes from treasonous players. Guaranteed opaque. Includes forms and a mission blender that allows you to easily create hillarious adventures by rolling hundreds of dice. Fun!"

The list author says:
	"Traitors try to undermine The Computer's rule. Every traitor should own this book. The Computer hates traitors. You're not a traitor, are you?"

The list author says:
	"Crash Priority is a collection of well-designed adventures that a Gamemaster can inflict...I mean share with his players. Much hillarity will ensue."

The list author says:
	"Unregistered mutation is treason.. Study the new mutations in this book to see if you possess any. If you do, please report to the nearest termination center immediately, citizen."

The list author says:
	"A bridge between the good old days and the good new days without the murky middle days. Beloved classic adventures updated and reprinted. Good for old fans and new. Includes the original illustrations"