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Initial post: Dec 21, 2012 9:21:25 PM PST
Jack Vix says:
Welcome, fellow atheists.

Of course, we know there's a Hell, we've all seen it.
And we know there's a Heaven, but let's keep it secret.

Continue to cause doubt my fellow demo- I mean, fellow atheists *wink wink* ;D

We have to get more people doubting the reality of God and Satan so their souls will be damned forever hahahahaha!!!

hehehe

Most important, remember, no theist can catch on to us, we must keep covert in their minds.

Keep at it... >:3

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:39:25 PM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:40:47 PM PST
Joe W says:
Yeah, man. The only reason I deny God is so that I can drink and do drugs and eat aborted babies while having unprotected sex. And the dancing! I love me some dancing! Shhhhh...don't tell the Christians.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 10:13:49 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 21, 2012 10:14:31 PM PST
Jack Vix says:
We all know you're undercover horse, keep it up. Don't let any real believers in on the password. Just keep convincing everyone how "obviously insane" the beliefs are *wink wink* >:)

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:13:22 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 21, 2012 11:14:19 PM PST
Don't forget the weekly meetings, the single book atheists use along with all the secret rituals. The continuous tape loop played at our gatherings of Dr. Dawkins reading from one of his books. The secret hand shake and don't forget that all atheists have shoe phones. The long robes of our top, top atheist with all the pomp and circumstance involved. All the atheist ritual/meeting places known as atheist churches that are located every few blocks in every town, suburb and city.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 6:43:49 AM PST
Irish Lace says:
"All the atheist ritual/meeting places known as atheist churches that are located every few blocks in every town, suburb and city. "

Do they get a tax deduction?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 7:17:18 AM PST
Banner says:
It looks like they're on to us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfFAYn8bgc

Posted on Dec 22, 2012 7:29:40 AM PST
S. Kessler says:
I'm too effing lazy to get up early enough for atheist church. Although I do miss the cookies.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 7:36:58 AM PST
Albert Ip says:
I always arrive just in time for the cookies ...

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 8:05:02 AM PST
Bubba says:
I want a house like that.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 8:14:17 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 8:44:22 AM PST
S. Kessler says:
You're a better man than I am, Albert Ip!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 1:40:55 PM PST
Jack Vix says:
Ha, I've seen all his videos, great stuff.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:35:10 PM PST
Bohemian Man says:
andthehorseirodeinontoo,

what I don't understand is why a person like yourself who believes in population zero, and has stated on other threads that women who have babies after the passing of that law should be put to death, would even consider himself Christian?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:36:21 PM PST
Albert Ip says:
Compliment gracefully accepted with thanks, the same to the cookies. ;-)

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:38:24 PM PST
Albert Ip says:
>a person (sic) who believes in population zero, and has stated on other threads that women who have babies after the passing of that law should be put to death, would even consider himself Christian?

Sounds like a very interesting ... character.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:41:35 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2012 3:41:58 PM PST
Bohemian Man says:
Albert Ip,

not interesting...

SICK.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:52:10 PM PST
Albert Ip says:
or dangerous?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 3:57:06 PM PST
Bohemian Man says:
Albert Ip,

thankfully he has no clout outside (or even inside) theses forums.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 5:16:10 PM PST
Albert Ip says:
That's a relief!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2012 5:31:48 PM PST
S. Kessler says:
;-)

Posted on Dec 22, 2012 5:46:52 PM PST
B-Jak says:
Mr. Club President? I recruited my quota this month. When do I get my toaster?

Posted on Dec 22, 2012 6:00:03 PM PST
jpl says:
In the last days, WE WILL TAKE OVER!

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 6:34:26 AM PST
Brian Curtis says:
I love how Horsie always takes the bait. He literally can't help himself!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 10:22:25 AM PST
jpl,

Just make sure the believers don't learn how many of their clergy are members of our organization. If they find that out, the game is up!
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