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Initial post: May 20, 2010 4:16:00 PM PDT
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Posted on May 20, 2010 4:16:31 PM PDT
In public bathrooms I will sometimes use the "children's urinal" in order to feel like a giant.

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:16:54 PM PDT
I've never understood why anyone would bother making a porn movie that lasts longer than ten minutes.

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:17:19 PM PDT
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Posted on May 20, 2010 4:17:43 PM PDT
There are mornings when, for no perceivable reason, I turn into a teenage girl and repeatedly change my outfit.

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:18:04 PM PDT
Even when asked, I have never been able to "talk dirty" to a woman without feeling like a complete idiot.

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:18:28 PM PDT
My one attempt at manscaping ended in bloodshed.

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:37:32 PM PDT
YOUR FACE WILL SHIFT MICE

In reply to an earlier post on May 20, 2010 4:46:56 PM PDT
TM™ says:
so I guess all this has been building up inside of you all these years to the point where you just had to let it all out, damn the consequences? or is there a higher meaning?

Posted on May 20, 2010 4:56:35 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 21, 2010 12:40:36 PM PDT
Now stop that!!!!

EDIT: ROFLMAO

Posted on May 20, 2010 5:08:26 PM PDT
Antinomus says:
This thread is a godsend!
Five minutes ago I was updating my profile and Amazon flagged the word "Allmusic.com" as profanity! I had to take it out for them to let me save my profile.
Isn't AMG where they get their frickin' 30 second music samples?
Thank you Gypsy Soul for expressing the frustration we all feel dealing with this [expletive]!

Posted on May 21, 2010 1:01:34 AM PDT
Jersey Joker says:
... I'm STILL laughing at this whole thread ... brilliant, Gypsy Soul.

Posted on May 21, 2010 1:19:36 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2010 2:58:43 AM PDT
Steve K says:
Its better if you wrap your Guinea Pig in duct tape, they tend not to explode.

Posted on May 21, 2010 3:50:59 AM PDT
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Posted on May 21, 2010 7:48:49 AM PDT
Captain Ogre says:
I like Nine Inch Nails. Does that make me gay?

In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2010 7:57:14 AM PDT
Steve K says:
Captain,

If you take it, you are, if you give it, your not.

Posted on May 21, 2010 7:58:13 AM PDT
Depends where you like to take the 9-inch nails, I guess.

In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2010 9:48:15 AM PDT
I've been bleeped/edited/deleted on this
worldwide website more often than Red
Foreman screams at Kelso and Hyde.

Posted on May 21, 2010 10:09:17 AM PDT
I must confess that most of opening one-liners came courtesy of Chuck Lorre productions

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, Vanity Card #217 (CENSORED by CBS)

words that confuse the CBS censor

fecund, penal, taint, titmouse, cockamamie, cockatoo, cocksure, coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prick, prickly, kumquat, titter, cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot, ramrod, come, fallacious, lugubrious, rectify, Uranus, angina, paradiddle, spotted dick, dictum, frock, cunctation, engorge, turgid, stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and, of course, the always bewildering lickety-split.

As you can see, context is everything.

Posted on May 21, 2010 11:46:51 AM PDT
Antinomus says:
@Gypsy Soul>God bless the insertion of the DVR in our lives. Without it's stiff pause function we would be forever deprived of this prickly wisdom.
It did indeed make me titter. So much so that it gave me angina.
Now if you'll excuse me I must masticate, lickity-split!

In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2010 12:36:37 PM PDT
DICK BUTKUS!!!
HAH!

Posted on May 21, 2010 5:28:27 PM PDT
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Posted on May 21, 2010 5:45:53 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2010 5:48:27 PM PDT
Halfdim7,

What's a DVR?

Is that anything like a Betamax, you cunning linguist?
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