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In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 7:44:38 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Miss Pony,
Maybe you can get the Cliff's Notes version of that book.
(I have a compost pile FULL of worms if you are interested.)

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 7:46:43 AM PDT
G.W. says:
If Pony wants to go with a place with a double name I say make it BORA-BORA.....one of da bestest places onthe PLANET!
(and in the optimum time zone for the nuptuals, I do believe)

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 7:49:52 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Puffy Dahlink.....go ahead & feel free to spew right in front of me.
Nuttin anyone sez HERE is even half as bad as what Mummie Dearest sez to my face!
I have been made well aware of my shortcomings since I was a tot.

Don't hold back....Gina can take it!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 7:55:47 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Puffy,
I am out by the pool just WAITING for my Santa Margaritas to be delivered from the Twinkie Temple's Tiki BARlter.
Tic, tic, tic......hurry UP!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:02:57 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 8:21:19 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Puff,
In Gina's reality world my step-son just moved from sunny So Cal to some Po-dunk town in NY where Korn-nell Elementary SkooL is stashed.
Will he turn into a block of ice his first winter???

Should I send him a CARE PACKAGE?

Posted on Oct 8, 2012 8:05:03 AM PDT
One pinta of Santa Margaritas coming up oh wiggly one! You just relax after your long days with your testy mudder.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:06:06 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 8:19:12 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Puff.......... I will TRADE MY Summer for YOUR Fall!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:09:49 AM PDT
Absotutely! Send that care package. Ithica gets freeze your nuggets off cold in winter.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:10:12 AM PDT
joaniepony® says:
Gina,
I have to put up with you all day!!!
Gotta go watch "Mean Girls" on TV

Posted on Oct 8, 2012 8:11:46 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 8:17:48 AM PDT
Uh oh TONY- did you type out the real word instead of "tipples" or "chesticles" ?

**edit: changed Charlie to Tony

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:14:10 AM PDT
Wiggly one,
24 hours in this damp, dark, cold, wet leaf strewn weather and you'd be high tailin' it back to your desert heat (camel and all).

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:15:19 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Poor YOU Tony!
Did you happen to comapre those chest muscle protrusions to a Very Cold Witch's?
Methinks the Zoonies have a soft spot for the ladies of the coven.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:21:19 AM PDT
tonyS says:
Yes, I did use the real word. A 24-year old woman I work with (and I'm very friendly with) came in, walked past my desk, then came back, stood in front of my and pointed to her chest and said "damn, it's cold out. My niddles are hard as a rock".

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:21:26 AM PDT
joaniepony® says:
Puff,
Gina has the beautiful Southern California weather~~

This is my mode of transportation, Twenty Mule Team Borax Wagons, Death Valley Junction, CA.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:27:11 AM PDT
Good junk:
Orange shag carpet - no
Old shoes - no
Rescued bookcases ....maybe

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:27:31 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 8:29:51 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Puff,
I find that the Zoonies do NOT object to TEATS or UDDERS.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:34:08 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Well, YEAH......I trend to ROMANTICIZE everything I don't have.
"Grass is greener" syndrome I think it's called.

I mean, WHY would I want The Tony...... when I already have THIS in my bood-whaaaar?

Posted on Oct 8, 2012 8:38:50 AM PDT
G.W. says:
Here comes Miss Pony NOW........on her way back from the 99¢ Store, laden with "Good Buys."

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:45:50 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 8:46:33 AM PDT
G.W. says:
No Puff....the bookcases are that cheap particle board covered with faux-wood contact paper.

Mummie keeps framed photos of her "favorite people in the world" on those bookcases.....No, NOT Gina, not my baby, Little La La.

NO.....she has an 8x10 glossy of Princess Diana, Mother Theresa, the man she cheated on my dad with, & the picture of a family that CAME with the frame when she bought it.

Nice.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:50:08 AM PDT
Exactly - calling a body part by it's name get's zooned but is okay (sometimes) as long as you're talking about an animal.
You can type tipples or dipples but not nipl-s
You can type lenis, weenis, wing wang but not, gawd forbid, pen-s.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 8:52:17 AM PDT
Ahhhh yes...I've been invited to those houses to "buy the estate." Ummmmmmm NO!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 11:58:31 AM PDT
Whale Tart says:
Brings me back to da Bic Pen Ya All, didya look up da reviews?
Where issa Mangled when you need her?

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 12:02:04 PM PDT
joaniepony® says:
Tartie,

Do you remember that Mango's name started out as Margo?
I'm glad we took care of that???

Posted on Oct 8, 2012 12:20:53 PM PDT
Whale Tart says:
Yip, Margo, Mango, Mangled! Good days! One of my best memories was that review of that crazy psycho writer, I will hafta dig it up but what a hoot. The reviews on the pen are just a send up as well, good for a giggle! Zoon just will never get us down will they. We can leopard crawl with Delta Force, what's a few deleted posts?
So-Oh-Ho, How issa da weddink comink along Miss Bride? I issa very exciteded, I think we willa be maybe doing the bam bam just as the world ends..........!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 8, 2012 12:35:28 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 8, 2012 12:35:49 PM PDT
joaniepony® says:
Tartie, I think we are settling on Pago Pago,
I'm getting my old Texas millionaire boyfriend, the one with the Lear Jet,who took me to this party
President Obama Greets Party, I'm the one in the red dress,, to loan us the use
of his Jet and Pilot. Where do you want the jet to pick you up at?
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