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Posted on May 2, 2012 12:02:43 PM PDT
I don't know officer, I was serving drinks when this big guy with a beard started picking on a little sailor with huge forearms until he pulled a can out of his shirt and gulped down whatever was in it, and then...well, just look at this place!

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 2:30:41 PM PDT
Oldog_Oltrix says:
I said, "Officer, go ask the skinny chick in the corner booth; she was here the whole time screaming, 'Halppp, bye bye, halppp, bye bye, ..."

Posted on May 2, 2012 2:56:54 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
I concluded that my treck across the Sahara had been a bad idea two seconds after I learned that camels spit.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 2:57:50 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
Good one!

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:03:39 PM PDT
"I think the fat guy with hamburger on his breath probably saw it too!"

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:05:23 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
(OT) I'm sitting here trying to fiddle with a project I'm working on and chatting with friends. I hit this thread and was reading this specific page. We were convulsed and I was having trouble getting the sentences out.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:08:16 PM PDT
These threads are way too addicting Diana, if you expect to get any work done, stay off Ammy! :)

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:11:21 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
It depends on what you're working on, Dan. Wherefore deponent sayeth not further...

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:33:41 PM PDT
Gotcha, good luck on it!

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:40:03 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
"But the oddes thing of all, Officer, was that the skinny chick, the sailor with the big forearms and the fat guy with burger breath ran outside and began yelling for a - you know, I'm not sure... Sounded like they wanted a brand of SUV!...anyhow, one showed up driven by the weirdest looking little guy I've ever seen!

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:52:39 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 2, 2012 3:53:14 PM PDT
Hahahaha! Good one!

Posted on May 2, 2012 8:22:29 PM PDT
Cosmicsnoop says:
He thought it a good idea at the time, when the jumbo-sized can of lighter fluid burst into flame at the grill, to toss it into the pool, but the flaming oil floated on the surface and turned the pool party into a roaring success.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 10:09:30 PM PDT
Sirena says:
LOL!

Posted on May 3, 2012 4:20:29 AM PDT
The saloon's revelry and music and laughter came to a sudden halt that afternoon, and an eerie silence lay heavy in the air as all heads turned to witness the arrival of the lone stranger who dared to be dressed in white after Labor Day.

Posted on May 3, 2012 4:45:17 AM PDT
Ku says:
The Knights of the Round Table sat with their mouths agape as Merlin the Wizard conjured up a spell that brought forth a Coke vending machine in the corner of the hall.

Posted on May 3, 2012 5:18:19 AM PDT
Naimisha says:
Carla marched angrily towards the barnyard, wiping away the tears and determined to make everything better but stopped in shock mid stride for there they were, neatly lined up and waiting for their daily routine of expert sorting, four identical rows of fresh steaming dung from all the barn animals.

Posted on May 3, 2012 5:26:43 AM PDT
Ku says:
As the wind whispered through the woods, the old shrew shouted angrily: 'Speak up! I can't hear ya! All this doggone whispering is bumming me out!'

Posted on May 3, 2012 7:59:37 AM PDT
Wolverine longed for the glory days of battling the now imprisoned Magneto as angrily extending his claws, he began trimming the hedges.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012 9:38:51 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 3, 2012 10:20:20 AM PDT
Oldog_Oltrix says:
@Baron --

LOL (yes, really OL) -- that's a hilarious picture you have painted.

Posted on May 3, 2012 9:57:58 AM PDT
Try as they might, Al-Qaeda operatives found it impossible to recruit females as suicide bombers using the '72 virgin' selling point.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012 11:21:01 AM PDT
Oldog:

Thanks, I figured that the old west would be a fun setting to reveal something so undramatic as a fashion blunder.

Posted on May 3, 2012 12:05:24 PM PDT
After destroying his bomb, Achmed smiled while changing his final destination to the magical City of San Francisco.  Frankly, the thought of virgins repulsed him.  After all, he was gay!

Posted on May 3, 2012 12:48:03 PM PDT
French President Nicolas Sarkozy had packed and was halfway out his office window before his aide could inform him that German Chancellor Angela Merkel had simply stopped by on a goodwill visit. 

Posted on May 3, 2012 2:24:19 PM PDT
With the simple recognition that all matter and forms of energy in this universe are perfect, this humble account of a brief brawl at a brothel begins.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012 3:29:53 PM PDT
Sirena says:
Hahahaha! This is the type of sentence that gets sillier each time you read it.
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