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Posted on May 3, 2012 9:57:58 AM PDT
Try as they might, Al-Qaeda operatives found it impossible to recruit females as suicide bombers using the '72 virgin' selling point.

In reply to an earlier post on May 3, 2012 9:38:51 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 3, 2012 10:20:20 AM PDT
Oldog_Oltrix says:
@Baron --

LOL (yes, really OL) -- that's a hilarious picture you have painted.

Posted on May 3, 2012 7:59:37 AM PDT
Wolverine longed for the glory days of battling the now imprisoned Magneto as angrily extending his claws, he began trimming the hedges.

Posted on May 3, 2012 5:26:43 AM PDT
Ku says:
As the wind whispered through the woods, the old shrew shouted angrily: 'Speak up! I can't hear ya! All this doggone whispering is bumming me out!'

Posted on May 3, 2012 5:18:19 AM PDT
Naimisha says:
Carla marched angrily towards the barnyard, wiping away the tears and determined to make everything better but stopped in shock mid stride for there they were, neatly lined up and waiting for their daily routine of expert sorting, four identical rows of fresh steaming dung from all the barn animals.

Posted on May 3, 2012 4:45:17 AM PDT
Ku says:
The Knights of the Round Table sat with their mouths agape as Merlin the Wizard conjured up a spell that brought forth a Coke vending machine in the corner of the hall.

Posted on May 3, 2012 4:20:29 AM PDT
The saloon's revelry and music and laughter came to a sudden halt that afternoon, and an eerie silence lay heavy in the air as all heads turned to witness the arrival of the lone stranger who dared to be dressed in white after Labor Day.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 10:09:30 PM PDT
Sirena says:
LOL!

Posted on May 2, 2012 8:22:29 PM PDT
Cosmicsnoop says:
He thought it a good idea at the time, when the jumbo-sized can of lighter fluid burst into flame at the grill, to toss it into the pool, but the flaming oil floated on the surface and turned the pool party into a roaring success.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:52:39 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 2, 2012 3:53:14 PM PDT
Hahahaha! Good one!

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:40:03 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
"But the oddes thing of all, Officer, was that the skinny chick, the sailor with the big forearms and the fat guy with burger breath ran outside and began yelling for a - you know, I'm not sure... Sounded like they wanted a brand of SUV!...anyhow, one showed up driven by the weirdest looking little guy I've ever seen!

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:33:41 PM PDT
Gotcha, good luck on it!

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:11:21 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
It depends on what you're working on, Dan. Wherefore deponent sayeth not further...

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:08:16 PM PDT
These threads are way too addicting Diana, if you expect to get any work done, stay off Ammy! :)

Posted on May 2, 2012 3:05:23 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
(OT) I'm sitting here trying to fiddle with a project I'm working on and chatting with friends. I hit this thread and was reading this specific page. We were convulsed and I was having trouble getting the sentences out.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 3:03:39 PM PDT
"I think the fat guy with hamburger on his breath probably saw it too!"

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 2:57:50 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
Good one!

Posted on May 2, 2012 2:56:54 PM PDT
Diana Wilder says:
I concluded that my treck across the Sahara had been a bad idea two seconds after I learned that camels spit.

In reply to an earlier post on May 2, 2012 2:30:41 PM PDT
Oldog_Oltrix says:
I said, "Officer, go ask the skinny chick in the corner booth; she was here the whole time screaming, 'Halppp, bye bye, halppp, bye bye, ..."

Posted on May 2, 2012 12:02:43 PM PDT
I don't know officer, I was serving drinks when this big guy with a beard started picking on a little sailor with huge forearms until he pulled a can out of his shirt and gulped down whatever was in it, and then...well, just look at this place!

Posted on May 1, 2012 3:38:28 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 2, 2012 9:07:32 AM PDT
Morpheus:  "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes!"

Neo:  "Yeah well you see I'm kinda on probation at work, have you got maybe a purple pill that would let me hang out here on my days off?"

Posted on Apr 30, 2012 6:06:07 PM PDT
"This is how it all ends", he said, "after everything I've gone through-- kidnapping Cousin Enid's beloved chimp Fifi, pretending to be a woman to marry that Senator Flurmen for his money, getting caught by a policeman at Lovers Ravine with a wedding cake in the car.... but now the most disgraceful thing of all: to be saddled with a jail cellmate who says 'supposably'!"

Posted on Apr 30, 2012 3:48:40 PM PDT
Seniors really do need to get out more, in church yesterday I happened to mention how much I liked to google myself and I got all these dirty looks from half the congregation!

Posted on Apr 30, 2012 1:52:13 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 30, 2012 1:53:26 PM PDT
I knew I'd seen him somewhere but I couldn't make the connection, an actor I think.  But I decided the very next time he yelled out 'winning' I just might break his jaw.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 30, 2012 1:45:37 PM PDT
Thank you Cariad, but I'm only the Baron's wingman!
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