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Posted on May 6, 2012 10:29:58 AM PDT
As she stared at the lion creeping towards her, she realized telling it she was a vegan wasn't going to help.

Posted on May 6, 2012 10:35:12 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on May 6, 2012 11:08:36 AM PDT
John, that's actually a great hook!

In reply to an earlier post on May 6, 2012 2:03:56 PM PDT
Dan-

"Howlina"! :D

In reply to an earlier post on May 6, 2012 2:15:48 PM PDT
Yep, I think they were introduced at the home of Michael 'Bay' by 'Wailly' who attended with his wife 'Yowlette'.

I'm feeling particularly silly today!

Posted on May 6, 2012 2:26:21 PM PDT
RJT says:
As her nimble fingers slid through his hair, they caught, and gave a whole new meaning to comb over when his shirt collar caught their glistening strands as they headed south.

In reply to an earlier post on May 6, 2012 3:26:40 PM PDT
Hahahaha! Hey, wait a minute, that ain't funny!!!

Posted on May 7, 2012 9:22:21 AM PDT
Returning to work, Fareed reminisced on his enjoyable safe haven in Pakistan, as a large bird approached his truck.  But wait, that was no bir--!

Posted on May 7, 2012 9:40:05 AM PDT
RET/Teacher says:
It was a dark and stormy night, but the full moon and twinkling stars made it easier to see that a body , which had been brutally murdered, was just there waiting for discovery.

Posted on May 7, 2012 9:45:28 AM PDT
B. says:
It was a dark and stormy night, he was driving at 63mph, he failed to see the body lying in the road, so with a thump the body was discovered.

In reply to an earlier post on May 7, 2012 11:24:29 AM PDT
RJT says:
Your Mr. Peanut is so funny!

In reply to an earlier post on May 7, 2012 11:29:14 AM PDT
Thanks RJT, it must be all that 'silly puddy' I ate as a kid!

Posted on May 8, 2012 6:13:04 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 8, 2012 8:51:37 PM PDT
Sirena says:
Last night I dreamt I kissed a man tenderly again and when I awoke I could still feel Maxim's kisses burning on my lips and the heat from Rebecca's eyes reducing me to ashes that were carried away on the salt wind from the sea.

(with apologies to Daphne Du Maurier for borrowing part of her first and last sentences)

Posted on May 8, 2012 7:02:13 PM PDT
Finally locating the highly pissed off Batman trudging along the dark turnpike, Commissioner Gordon admonished him.

"You really should know better than to park in New Jersey!"

Posted on May 8, 2012 9:16:17 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 9, 2012 2:50:05 PM PDT
Sirena says:
Jeramiah was a bullfrog, and even by bullfrog standards he could not be considered to be a handsome bullfrog, so that when the fair young maiden knelt down and kissed him on his froggy lips, he could not help himself: he took a deep breath and sang, "Joy to the world..."

Posted on May 9, 2012 6:17:02 AM PDT
It dawned on Lenore four days later that walling Harvey up in the potting shed might not have been such a good idea, it being so close to "Neighborhood Spruce-Up Week".

Posted on May 9, 2012 12:14:58 PM PDT
Mel Gibson's new movie 'Get The Gringo' is debuting (get this) not in theaters but on Directv.  This is after last years 'The Beaver' didn't even gross one million dollars and his eighty-million dollar film 'Edge of Darkness' grossed just over forty-million dollars.

Well, I guess there is a God after all!

Posted on May 9, 2012 10:53:06 PM PDT
A golfer named Woods,
Once displayed profound goods,
But delivered a beating,
After being caught cheating,
His game suffers from raging bad moods.

Posted on May 9, 2012 10:55:24 PM PDT
It seems like it was just yesterday that i was sitting naked in a tree, talking with a baboon out the effects of deforestation.

In reply to an earlier post on May 9, 2012 10:59:04 PM PDT
I'm reserving judgement until "Edge of Bankruptcy"

In reply to an earlier post on May 9, 2012 11:03:42 PM PDT
Hahahaha! We should see the debut of that one pretty soon now!

Posted on May 10, 2012 5:33:26 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 10, 2012 6:18:03 PM PDT
Caveman Egah wasn't smart, but some things made less sense to him than others, for instance, periodically, his mate became irritable and would ask him to take the two coconut halves to the ness again, so tying it shut he'd return with it stuffed full of angry hornets and off she'd go by herself only to return so happy it was worth the few stings he received filling it, he decided if he lived to the ripe old age of thirty, he would never understand the mystery of women!

Posted on May 10, 2012 5:47:00 PM PDT
Reminder: the challenge here is to do only one sentence.

In reply to an earlier post on May 10, 2012 6:11:51 PM PDT
Sorry Baron!

Posted on May 11, 2012 1:15:04 AM PDT
Wait'll ya get a load of this crap.
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