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Creative Writing Challenge: Create a silly opening sentence


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Posted on May 11, 2012 1:19:11 AM PDT
She stood staring at the shelf in the bookstore, unable to decide between "Pregnancy for Dummies", and "Panty-Dropping for Beginners"

In reply to an earlier post on May 11, 2012 4:00:24 AM PDT
haha....

re: "Pregnancy for Dummies", and "Panty-Dropping for Beginners"

You'd think the latter would lead right to the former!

Posted on May 11, 2012 4:04:38 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 12, 2012 3:59:38 AM PDT
It was a crisp September morning as young Winthrop looked over his new classroom and, noticing all the gruff and slovenly little kids using slang and shooting spit-balls at each other and making obscene gestures, wondered if a boy like himself who enjoyed knitting and PBS might not fit in at first.

Posted on May 11, 2012 4:11:53 AM PDT
Finally Dan got home from work, but Jennifer started to worry when she saw that his shirt was heavily stained with blood ... and in a dire voice he muttered, "Grab your purse and the cat, we have to get out of here right now"-- and then something reminded her of what he had said last night in jest about killing his boss Mr. Goodwin.

Posted on May 11, 2012 12:27:12 PM PDT
Louise says:
Jane looked nervously in the rear view mirror as she drove the car at a steady speed of 30 miles an hour and then indicating she pulled out to overtake the car in front, then settled calmly enjoying the warm sunny day, and then THUD, her heart jumped in her mouth - the moment she had been dreading - her driving instructor banged the dashboard with his clipboard!

Posted on May 11, 2012 2:52:11 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 11, 2012 4:58:16 PM PDT
Ku says:
'That's BS, Dumbledore! BS!', Harry Potter shouted angrily as his professor proposed digging a ditch around Hogwarts to ward off Voldemort.

Posted on May 11, 2012 11:51:21 PM PDT
My therapist never liked me.

Posted on May 12, 2012 5:01:15 AM PDT
She thanked him for the groceries, but wondered if the 'extra virgin' olive oil was an insinuation.

Posted on May 12, 2012 8:58:59 AM PDT
I don't think i've ever had an extra virgin.

Posted on May 12, 2012 9:33:39 AM PDT
Story opening: Her virginity lasted for many years before menses.

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 10:57:15 AM PDT
Leonard M. Weisfeld says:
I don't think i've ever had an extra virgin.

You don't know what you're missing Leonard. They are just like the regular kind, only more virginny!

Posted on May 12, 2012 12:34:42 PM PDT
Louise says:
Healthier? :)

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 12:40:09 PM PDT
No, tastier! Hmmmmm, extra virgin, auggggggg!

In reply to an earlier post on May 13, 2012 12:15:11 AM PDT
Yes, and more slippery!

Posted on May 13, 2012 1:40:10 AM PDT
Oooooo!

Posted on May 14, 2012 7:07:32 AM PDT
Ku says:
As the vehicle accelerated towards the brick wall, Dave wished he hadn't grown so attached to a crash test dummy.

In reply to an earlier post on May 14, 2012 10:51:14 AM PDT
Ku,

The things people do for love, haha!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 14, 2012 12:33:10 PM PDT
Ku says:
Heheheh.

Do you remember that Meatloaf song in the early 90s called 'I Would Do Anything for Love'?

'I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
oh, I would do anything for love,
but I won't do that.'

This is what he wouldn't do. :)

Posted on May 14, 2012 12:43:18 PM PDT
Splinker says:
"That's not my swizzle stick," he said as I continued to stir his drink, not knowing what else to do.

Posted on May 14, 2012 12:48:04 PM PDT
Ku says:
As the full moon set into the ogre's cup of tea, the ripples giggled across the lake.

Posted on May 14, 2012 3:22:50 PM PDT
jpl says:
The longer she stared at the wall, the more translucent it became.

Posted on May 14, 2012 3:35:24 PM PDT
Ku says:
A tear fell from his chin and gained traction on the slope to become a big white wrecking ball that flattened his ex-lover's chalet.

In reply to an earlier post on May 14, 2012 5:13:49 PM PDT
Nice one. :)

Posted on May 14, 2012 5:31:37 PM PDT
The pink moon hung low in the sky as Trevor Trueheart stood at his open bedroom window and wished fervently that he could go to the school dance instead of transforming into the swashbuckling crime fighter known as Inferno; yes, he was kind of pathetic that way.

Posted on May 17, 2012 7:53:52 AM PDT
Ryn Nicol says:
Today, I would finally have my revenge on those monstrous Christmas carolers and their figgy pudding, too.
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