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Metaphors, Punchlines, and similies

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Initial post: Mar 9, 2011 5:20:29 PM PST
Jessica says:
D-Train started a post about mc's with the best punchlines and similies, he said we should List a metaphor then the artist and i thought that was a good topic, so lets put a metaphor, punchline or similie of an artist you know or like and see what each other come up with here's a few off the top of the head..

"They tried to put two 9's on me, just like Gretzky But my lawyer saw through it just like wet tees. I smoke til my eyes look like Jet Li's, On islands where the water's blue just like pepsi".

"Now im so enlightened i might glow in the dark, I been up in the office you might know him as clark, Just when you thought the world fell apart, I take off the blazer loosen up the tie, step inside the booth superman is alive."

"Ya'll scared i can tell, but ima get BUCKS like Milwaukee cuz like Sam i Cassell"

Your turn...

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 9, 2011 7:09:18 PM PST
cerabus21 says:
"I'm standin on top of my monopoly board which means I'm on top of my game and it won't stop til my hip don't hop anymore"

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 8:03:38 AM PST
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Posted on Mar 10, 2011 8:50:29 AM PST
Real217 says:
J cole is sick, seems like he's learning wordplay from jigga

"they say what you fighting for, the game is on life support/ and Gary Coleman just passed, life is SHORT" sick

"these hoes aint checking for no neega with no vehicle/you BOARDER like Mexico/"

on the track "Blow Up" in friday night lights. the boy is good.

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 8:53:18 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 10, 2011 8:55:47 AM PST
Real217 says:
heard this a long time ago from Virtuoso, just couldn't get it out my head
"I'm too deadly (two dead lee) like brandon and bruce"!! (on the track "man of the hour" beat is sick too, he brings that intelligent subject matter like canibus)

one of chino Xl gems

"I hate the POLICE so much i might assassinate STING"

That Copywrite dude, i just discovered, that man got punchlines, i cant believe i'm just hearing about this guy.

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 9:43:06 AM PST
Jessica says:
''It takes a certain type of man to teach, to be far from hood but to understand the streets, i never threw away that paper with my grammy speech, because i haven't hit the pinnacle's i plan to reach" Nice punchline from ~Drake

And yeah real good point with J. Cole it does seem like jay is showin him the ropes with the word play, the boy is sick with it though

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 10, 2011 10:03:52 AM PST
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Posted on Mar 10, 2011 10:38:10 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 10, 2011 11:13:00 AM PST
Real217 says:
k rino is not bad with the similes at all.

"What I write is fresh air like my hand's in a vent/ stand by the wrong man and watch your THOUGHTS land on a fence/- Joell Ortiz
"I'm on top of the game, both feet on the playstation" - Joell Ortiz
"murking every track, killing every FEATURE like a i'm drunk plastic surgeon" -Crooked I(he's got quite a few)
"you have no fans like an eskimo's crib"-Apathy
"emcees wanna test, but they weak like 7 days"-Canibus
"there's nowhere to run when i confront ya, i'll call ya bluff like it had a phone number"- canibus
"your flow is stuck in the garbage, mine is like a seamstress having sex with forrest gump, so(sow) faakin retarded/" i just heard this from Copywrite, that dude is vicious.
"my soul so old Kanye sampled my DNA and made a hit" - Copywrite (kinda funny since he doesnt have a mainstream hit but still like the punchline).

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 10:50:46 AM PST
Fred Hunter says:
My delivery is like where arabs live, intense- Chino XL

I roll with cliques like an internet mouse- Vakill

These rappers have more plain lines than an airport- Wordsworth

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 10, 2011 12:18:29 PM PST
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Posted on Mar 10, 2011 12:26:45 PM PST
cerabus21 says:
"There's no chance of you havin a mistrial. They very next time that I dissed I'll...sit back and write a rhyme..stronger than hurcules. Funky plus..I'll go back and I'll circle these. Put it together...fix the conjunctions and I'm a bust rhymes till my brain malfunctions" Shan

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 12:29:09 PM PST
cerabus21 says:
"Don't try to play heroic and be Mr. Braveman
My rhymes become a whip and beat you down like a slavehand
If this is what you deserve I serve you with justice
Bein sharp as a pin and still can't bust this" Shan

Posted on Mar 10, 2011 3:25:33 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 10, 2011 3:26:32 PM PST
X. P. Llc says:
"Funny man gave em nothin like a bummy dad, taught em how ta fight with a mic meaning how ta stab"- MOBONIX from Supervillainz-MF DOOM born like this

Posted on Mar 11, 2011 9:35:19 AM PST
Jessica says:
"You ain't representin the south, you just embarass us, see you on tv in New York and them ****** laugh at us, reasons DJ's aint have a CLUE that i was FABOLOUS"

Posted on Mar 12, 2011 8:03:36 AM PST
M. Clifford says:
Vanilla Ice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TI. And I've hated Vanilla Ice since he first came out.

Posted on Mar 14, 2011 10:50:21 AM PDT
Jessica says:
umm pretty sure we postin good metaphors an similies not about how you like vanilla ice over T.I.

Posted on Mar 14, 2011 2:29:53 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Mar 14, 2011 4:53:34 PM PDT
i grab mics and push n****s to the left so fast their hearts end up on the right sides of their chest - canibus

same song...

i've been rocking mics since way back in the day, before bob marley was rockin a fade, before honest abe signed the petition to free slaves, before neanderthals was drawing on walls and caves, i existed in the garden of eden gettin lifted stickin d*ck to eve way before she was adams mistress, before christ created christmas, i've been in lyrical fitness the canibus will spit until hes spitless. - canibus

Posted on Mar 14, 2011 2:31:31 PM PDT
Jessica says:
that was sick

Posted on Mar 14, 2011 10:39:42 PM PDT
Real217 says:
thats the thing with Can-I-millenium man, you need almost a whole paragraphs to see his genius, but canibus and Chino are definitely the punchline kings. well, more similes-->
-In this profession, I gets busy without a question/seeing me is like seeing a vampire's reflection/
--If you can find a better flow, then you can find a dinosaur on the Galapagos archipelago/

Chino XL
-like jerkin off on the back of a dragon, i dont give a flying faak"
-I only wana rhyme hard/ i refuse to do this for anybody but myself like a blind chick with a boob job/
-i'm never too tired like a bicycle
-you wanna shoot yourself, suit yourself like puff wearing sean john/

Posted on Mar 15, 2011 9:44:31 AM PDT
Jessica says:
yeah real that's some sick punchlines i would like to see a group of the guys we mentioned like chino, canibus, joe budden, Loso just have like a freestyle session i bet it would be craaaaazy

Posted on Mar 15, 2011 11:51:51 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Mar 15, 2011 5:17:23 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Mar 15, 2011 5:19:34 PM PDT
Berk says:
@ Michael Montoya
Damn that was the one i was gonna post from Canibus! That was on the Lost Boys Album. I had to rewind his part over and over again on that beasts from the east track. Back to the drawing board for me.

Posted on Mar 15, 2011 5:20:54 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Mar 16, 2011 7:19:16 AM PDT
Berk says:
If ya split, then I'll catch ya later, My rhymes are fresher than a virgin in a 'frigerator - Lord Finesse

Posted on Mar 15, 2011 8:52:09 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Mar 15, 2011 9:17:24 PM PDT
Real217 says:
fast enough to give your brain an aneurysm/ cos you neegas is slower than fat bitches metabolism/the way I rip apart the competition when I be spittin/The name Canibus might as well be Cannibalism--> Canibus (track lost @c)

Now ain't nobody faakin wit the mastermind
I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified
Nicola Tesla and Jon Von Neuman
All wrapped up in the body of one human
I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest
I blind the optic fibers in anybody's iris
When it comes to rappin, I'll smash your axs
Whether you Latin, Black or Anglo-Saxon
I'll smack you wit a backhand
That crack your back like chiropractors after lookin at your catscan
In between albums, I've become a masked man like Batman
And stalk my own rap fans
I'm like a madman fightin a war
Throwin lightning rods, swinging lightning swords
Blow you away wit a force that'll leave your body lost
Gone, nothin to mourn, nothing to do a autopsy on
I rock till I can't rock no more
Till I can't get no MF-ing props no more
Till they boo me on stage when I'm out on tour
Till 2000 B.C. ain't hot no more
I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grindin
Claws rip through walls of cast iron
I slap fire outta hoodlum, pull out steel and start shootin
I clap iron like Duke Nukeum...

(track Chaos)
Canibus is a beast.

Posted on Mar 16, 2011 8:59:13 AM PDT
Jessica says:
damn just sick
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