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Was Abraham Lincoln really a vampire hunter?


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Initial post: Nov 8, 2012 9:04:15 AM PST
Was Abraham Lincoln really a vampire hunter? Are the book and movie based on true events, or are they just loosely inspired by true events?

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 10:55:12 AM PST
Debunker says:
Perhaps.

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 11:48:10 AM PST
JCRB says:
Movie? You mean documentary?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 11:52:13 AM PST
Rev. Otter says:
Gwen DeMarco: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...

[All the Thermians moan in despair]

Mathesar: Those poor people.

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 2:11:51 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 8, 2012 2:20:07 PM PST
Little known facts about ex-prezs:

1)George Washington knocked out Brock Lesnar, Randy Couture, Junior Dos Santos when they fought in the first Octagon at Valley Forge. He also made Dolly Madison tap out when he put her in the figure 4 leg lock, much to the chagrin of her husband who had wagered heavily on her.

2)William Henry Harrison used the name Waldo Stretch and was one of the first men to make a career in porn movies after leaving the White House.

3)Thomas Jefferson made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

4)Grover Cleveland pitched a perfect game and took 1st place for his pet pig Larry at the Kenosha State Fair, all in the same day.

5)James K Polk bench pressed 425 pounds at the Parthenon on a bet between himself and Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. He was later disqualified when he was found to have used steroids supplied by Lance Armstrongs great-great-great grandfather.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 2:15:51 PM PST
John M. Lane says:
I hope you're planning to include that information in the book you should write. LOL !!!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 2:28:01 PM PST
Rev. Otter says:
your whole post reminded me of this shirt (which, sadly, i did not get before it went out of print)

http://www.dutchsouthern.com/shirt.php?id=4

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 2:49:54 PM PST
Bubba says:
Damn! "Product Placement" is out of print too.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 2:52:50 PM PST
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Rev. Otter says:
i do have that one. yes, i'm that nerdy. :D

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 5:45:27 PM PST
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Posted on Nov 8, 2012 6:41:23 PM PST
JagdTiger says:
He only became a vampire hunter after he slaughtered all the werewolves and destroyed the frankenstein monster.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 6:46:37 PM PST
John M. Lane says:
I thought Lincoln was inspired by that movie with Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 7:22:37 PM PST
Yes and his friends called him Buffy.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 7:25:56 PM PST
John M. Lane says:
Wasn't that a different movie?

I just can't see Lincoln as Buffy. It doesn't work. :(

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 9, 2012 6:04:00 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Nov 9, 2012 11:02:07 AM PST
John M. Lane says:
I missed that one. Is it on Netflix?

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 12:50:19 PM PST
JagdTiger says:
Its plan nine from outer space.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 3:35:05 PM PST
Lao Tzu says:
You should see Abe wield that axe like it was nunchuck. Because of his chi, you can actually see the energy arc trailing behind the blade. Now THAT is a master vampire hunter.
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Initial post:  Nov 8, 2012
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