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Initial post: Mar 7, 2012 7:17:30 AM PST
twinny says:
This is for all you folks out there who are mourning the imminent demise of the Movie thread, and those of you who need a thread to kill and a reason to rally.

This is intended to be a social thread, open to all, but there are some 'rules'...

The posts need to be made in song. Make up your own lyrics, use someone elses, but post 'to the tune of...'

All posters should be in costume, please link to your chosen outfit when you post, feel free to add props...

The object of the thread is to kill it as quickly as possible and have fun on the way, so...

Trolls will be trolled.
DVF's will be outed and shamed.
'What does this have to do with kindle books' off topic whiners will have raspberries blown at them.
Spammers will be hoisted by their own petards.

So, bring it on people of the forum! KILL THIS THREAD!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:24:01 AM PST
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Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:25:14 AM PST
Dress Up America Colonial General Set

To the tune of When Johnny comes Marching Home

When Twinny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give her a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel JimDandy when Twinny comes marching home.

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:25:56 AM PST
twinny says:
You can be whoever you want to be :)

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:27:11 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:27:52 AM PST
This is SOOOOOO AWESOME!

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:39:19 AM PST
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Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:46:53 AM PST
Okay, picture me as Sideshow Bob (that'll be close enough)

I am the very model of an author on the Internet
I can talk for hours to a thousand folks I've never met
I haunt the many forums of those subjects allegorical
Make many stupid statements then deny them categorical
I'm very well acquainted with the Classics and the Biblical
I can speak in Farsi, Greek, and Hebrew (with a parable)
And, like the Major General I'm familiar with hypotenuse
I can start on solid ground and wind up hanging from a noose

ALL:
He talks about hypotenuse until his tongue gets tangled
He doesn't even know the opposite of a right triangle!
He doesn't even know the opposite of a right triangle!

I'm very good at integrating you into my argument
Using multi-syllables as though I knew just what they meant
In short, I'm hoping secretly that my book you'll want to get
I am the very model of an author on the Internet

Mike

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:50:15 AM PST
Remi had a little time,
A little time,
A little time.
Remi had a little time,
to come and say hellooo.

You've got to be able to guess the tune. But if not, here's a hint.

Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:50:44 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 7, 2012 7:50:53 AM PST
Andie says:
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. (obviously spoken in some kind of British accent by Audrey Hepburn)

Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:50:53 AM PST
Twinny you got deleted! And I missed it!

Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:51:40 AM PST
Andie says:
I missed it too! How did you get deleted?

Posted on Mar 7, 2012 7:54:28 AM PST
Did you call me a rotten offspring of a female canine?

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 7:59:28 AM PST
twinny says:
Ride of the Valkyries
I honestly don't know, but I was dressed like this when I 'sang' it.

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:01:10 AM PST
Woo Hoo!

Yes, Ma'am. That does the trick! :)

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:03:23 AM PST
twinny says:
Baaaaaa...

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:04:25 AM PST
I'm...I'm suddenly sweating. And my knees are shaking.

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:05:21 AM PST
Yup! Now can I get out of that costume? It's...confining in, uh, certain...areas.

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:07:41 AM PST
It is interesting Remi that they had to put that on a manakin (sp) instead of a real person like most of the rest....

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:09:37 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 7, 2012 8:13:19 AM PST
Notey says:
Remi, It doesn't look like that would confine anything.

Free Ballin'
Feel a good breeze, love the airflow
I'd love g-strings, but they're not as cool
As a good breeze, grazin' my goolies
Love feelin' the air on my jewels

Forgot my costume Alice In Wonderland

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:11:52 AM PST
You are so going to get me into trouble. I really did snort and laugh out loud!

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:13:03 AM PST
twinny says:
This should help
'Please release him, let him go
so he's not chafing anymore
please release him, let him go
before his 'confines' get more sore'

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:14:30 AM PST
twinny says:
Yup. just snorted my coffee....

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:14:41 AM PST
Notey says:
Now I can't get the dang song out of my head. Damn earworm

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 7, 2012 8:14:46 AM PST
As Wotan said to Fafner, "It ain't over 'til the sexy lady sings."
Mike
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