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The Kindle Book Forum Movie 'Oscars'.


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Initial post: Feb 27, 2012 1:12:01 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 27, 2012 1:43:17 PM PST
A. Customer says:
Welcome to the second most prestigious awards ceremony of the season!

The Kindle Book Forum - The Movie! Thread has been running for 8246 posts now, and will soon be gone forever. Locked and lost.

In honour of the sterling efforts made by both its cast and its fans across the threads, may I present the Movie thread 'oscars' ( which are actually unicorns, which will be forwarded by Anna, along with an unfeasable bill for their upkeep).

Nominations are as follows:

Best OP - Edward Foster, Edward Foster and Edward Foster.

Best newcomers - Marcus Pailing, Mooncat, Samaya, CS 'Archer'Marks, S.L. Wallace

Sexiest Female poster - Anna Karenina, Kelly Fisher, Violet Patterson, Ness a.

Sexiest Male Poster - Remi Michaud, J Fields, Marcus Pailing, Zen Druid (rank outsider).

Funniest post - Anna Karenina, Marcus Pailing, Remi Michaud, J Fields, Mike McKinney, Jim Parish, Violet Patterson, Kelly Fisher, Ness a, Edward Foster ( OK, everyone...)

Soppiest Poster - Violet Patterson, Kelly Fisher, J Fields, Anna K, Twinny.

Most Risque poster - Remi Michaud, J Fields, Kelly Fisher, Anna K,
Twinny.

Best Post - Your nominations.

Best food/recipes - Ness a, Mike McKinney, Edward Foster, Violet Patterson.

Best Music - Notey, Edward Foster, Mike McKinney, Jim Parish.

Sanest posts - Amelia AT, Scamp, Queen, Ginmar, HJ, ...

Worst Troll - Noman, Noman, Noman and oh, Noman.

Best reformed Troll and all round good egg - B :)

I could go on, but you get the picture - please add your own categories, nominations, votes, quotes, whatever.

There will be people I have forgotten, please add them in for me, and categories I haven't thought of, add those too.

Trolls beware - we have excellent door security who are armed with pointy sticks. And if you self promo here - we'll 'ave ya!

ETA - I forgot a category - Saddest, most miserable, pointless DVF (your nomination here)

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:19:27 PM PST
I heart this post. I mean, I love it. You are brilliant and I bow to your excellence!

Posted on Feb 27, 2012 1:21:51 PM PST
Samaya Young says:
What am I supposed to do?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:32:18 PM PST
A. Customer says:
Add a category, nominate someone, quote post, vote for someone, call me an eejit - whatever takes your fancy!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:33:26 PM PST
A. Customer says:
;)

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:40:24 PM PST
>>Sexiest Female poster - Anna Karenina, Kelly Fisher, Violet Patterson, Ness a.<<

That's just not fair. Who could select just one from an incomparable list like this? One would feel like Paris, judging the goddesses of Olympos ...

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:41:55 PM PST
A. Customer says:
Everyone's a winner!!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:45:37 PM PST
Best director of a soapy three-way, under the counter movie - J. Fields.
(No other nominations)

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:49:00 PM PST
A. Customer says:
And the winner is!.........J Fields for 'Soap, suds and no duds'.

We do expect a full acceptance speech.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:51:08 PM PST
I think it was a given, really :-)

(Apparently, it's already hit the shelves in Europe, where this sort of thing goes down particularly well. The German title is "Zoap, Zuds und unsere Boobenlieder")

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:54:46 PM PST
A. Customer says:
I think it's also available pay per view in seedy motels too.

Posted on Feb 27, 2012 1:57:42 PM PST
I smell turnips.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:58:42 PM PST
Channel 17, 7 euros.

It shows up on your bill as "Hotel services".

(Actually, that ought to be his next film: "Hotel Services". Sounds hot!)

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 1:59:51 PM PST
A. Customer says:
Sorry, couldn't afford a better venue, so had to stage it in an old barn, I'm only surprised you're not smelling the BS too! :)

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:00:27 PM PST
A. Customer says:
Don't encourage him!!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:01:27 PM PST
Aw, c'mon. *I* enjoyed filming it, and would gladly take a starring role in the next one.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:04:29 PM PST
A. Customer says:
I still haven't managed to get the soap and mud off. I have grit, grime and...stuff in places I didn't know I had places! You get the lead, I'll make the tea!

Posted on Feb 27, 2012 2:04:48 PM PST
Where's that damn seat filler? These Raisinettes are giving me the runs!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:05:53 PM PST
Aren't you up for a starring role in the next one, then?

Hmm, how about Kelly and Samaya - I bet they'd *love* to act ...

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:06:21 PM PST
Samaya Young says:
Must think. There is great responsibility in the voting system. Every vote counts.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:08:56 PM PST
Samaya Young says:
How much are you betting?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:09:34 PM PST
What are the odds?

Posted on Feb 27, 2012 2:11:12 PM PST
Aww jeez! Now I need a toothpick. Where'd Angelina Jolie run off to?....

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:14:53 PM PST
A. Customer says:
*snort*

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 27, 2012 2:25:07 PM PST
Samaya Young says:
Minimalistic.
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