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In reply to an earlier post on May 11, 2012 6:59:07 AM PDT
Splinker says:
It must be some sort of DV program. This morning I had two DVs before I finisshed the post.

In reply to an earlier post on May 11, 2012 7:05:13 AM PDT
B., Splinker,

"DV"???

RRB

Posted on May 11, 2012 7:23:03 AM PDT
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Posted on May 11, 2012 7:50:20 AM PDT
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B.,

We will hear nothing more of this satyriasis and nymphomania! Off with their heads! And the remaining body bits first to the carving knife, then to be skewered and charred on the BBQ!

Long live the newer, CLEANER Splinkerville!

R.

Posted on May 11, 2012 7:55:37 AM PDT
Splinker says:
Found tied around the ankle of a small child, victim of stomach flu:

"If found, please return to 123 Surry Lane."

Posted on May 11, 2012 11:45:54 AM PDT
Do they have a bigger BBQ there, then?

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Posted on May 12, 2012 6:58:59 AM PDT
Splinker says:
I am beginning to think thatthis is not stomach flu.
- Doc Holloway

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 7:35:08 AM PDT
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Posted on May 12, 2012 7:39:18 AM PDT
Splinker says:
Today i made a pot of coffee. It received four dv

Posted on May 12, 2012 7:40:30 AM PDT
I'm here, huckleberry.

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 7:44:05 AM PDT
Most likely from coffee bean pickers, Splinker. They ain't paid (even in) beans for their labor, the benefits of which we enjoy daily.

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 7:47:05 AM PDT
Charlene's not really there, Splinker. This is her Doppelgänger speaking.

I know. I just threw the few remaining bones of Charlene to my dog.

Posted on May 12, 2012 7:55:57 AM PDT
Oh man, you threw me to the dogs? That's just not right.

In reply to an earlier post on May 12, 2012 8:05:23 AM PDT
Splinker says:
I guess i can't blame them. I apologize if my morning habits have offended any coffee bean pickers and i hope my brewing hasn't caused anyone to leave the fields.

Posted on May 12, 2012 8:18:13 AM PDT
@Doppelgänger of Charlene,

Just her bones, DofC. The fleshy bits have already been consumed in the fires of hell. Well, rather on the BBQ

Posted on May 12, 2012 8:32:22 AM PDT
LOL at DOC!

Posted on May 12, 2012 1:55:07 PM PDT
*picks teeth*

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Charlene.....

Posted on May 14, 2012 8:30:25 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 14, 2012 8:40:41 AM PDT
Splinker says:
Good morning Splinkervillians!

We are happy to announce that the National Guard will be going from house to house today to assist the incapcitated. Please make sure you are available from 9 am to 8 pm today. Guardsman have been instrucrted to gain entry to any house in which they receive no response. So save money on new doors and make sure yoiu answer right away!

All residents that use well water are urged to boil it before using until futher notice.

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In reply to an earlier post on May 14, 2012 8:41:05 AM PDT
Splinker says:
If I were chaging .99 cents for this thread, I'd do a better job editing.

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Posted on May 14, 2012 9:46:51 AM PDT
Splinker says:
We apologize for the interruption in internet service. In the meantime, please remember to boil all drinking water and thoroughly burn the bodies of all victims of stomach flu.

Sanitary BBQ pits can be found at the Splinkerville High School football field and at the town pool. In the event you are unable to make it to either site, you may use your own backyard for the time being.
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