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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 2:09:46 PM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 2:06:09 PM PDT
She was soooooooooooooo blonde...

.....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
.....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
.....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - and FAILED!
.....she thought General Motors was the head of the army.
.....she thought Meow Mix was a dance CD for cats.
.....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
.....she tried to drown a fish.
.....she tripped over a cordless phone.
.....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
.....she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
.....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
.....they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
.....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
.....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
.....it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
.....she studied for a blood test - and failed.
.....she sold the car for gas money!
.....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
.....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
.....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 1:28:32 PM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 1:22:09 PM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 12:29:39 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 10:01:39 AM PDT
twinny says:
I think I am one of the few people who hasn't got Mr Rantorama MPD on ignore - I am hoping that sooner or later he will disappear up his own backside as he seems to be creating ever decreasing circles...

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 9:47:00 AM PDT
Lol!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 9:45:22 AM PDT
Well, he "did" ask. ; )

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:58:59 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 29, 2012 9:55:07 AM PDT
Enjoy your dinner. Remember to tuck your napkin in your shirt collar. ; )

Soap? Shower?
But B.... it's not the first of the month.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:57:56 AM PDT
twinny says:
Everyone.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:54:15 AM PDT
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Toad schmoad!!
You must pay... my Honey B--->
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Bulb Included
by Fleur Helsinger

I looked in the box.
"Bulb Included" the tag said.
There was nothing there.

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 7:50:22 AM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 7:47:34 AM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 7:44:33 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:40:54 AM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:33:28 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 29, 2012 7:38:38 AM PDT
You sayin' we a being a might uncouth??

*scratches armpit then smells fingers*

Us????

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 29, 2012 7:29:24 AM PDT
Oh no no no,...... you did not go there!!!
A FROG????
You know what that means B.
Frog vs Bad poem ------>
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For Iago: A Spittle.
by Unknown

Oh ticklish spine of life! Oh plenitude
At rest!
Where the begeezus it Finds out the foulest wretch?
If syntax to a madman Were loopy neither once,
My life upon her faith, I say,
There there I take my lumps!
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; ) ; ) ; )

Posted on Jun 29, 2012 7:20:26 AM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 6:32:50 AM PDT
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Posted on Jun 29, 2012 6:26:55 AM PDT
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Posted on Jun 28, 2012 3:20:35 PM PDT
Sirena says:
Are onlookers welcome?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 3:05:12 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 28, 2012 3:20:11 PM PDT
Hey, whatever you want B.
I do so enjoy our little battles.
But you are the King of coming up with cool thread names/titles.

Ah... well...instant credibility might be pushing it a little.... I've been told I hang out with the wrong crowd.
Shows what they know, huh?!! ; )
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