Bored with proofless accusations?
Want to embrace your favorite color without being a sock puppet?
Need to file your nails and have it count?
Ready to bring out those opposable thumbs for a good cause?
Think it's time for some real action, but don't really care that much?
Time to join** APATHETIC KITTEN MAFIA* (AKM)
We're bored, stealthy and packing heat. We Haz Klaws!
**Dues must be paid upon initiation. (Jewels accepted in lieu of cash.)
Anna Karenina's Sock Puppets я Us
*Apathetic Kitten Mafia is a product of the deliciously clever imagination of a Goodreads member. No, not one of my many sock puppets, though I would be happy if she were.