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Posted on Feb 24, 2012 4:34:25 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 4:41:22 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 24, 2012 7:48:25 AM PST
Typically if there are 150 posts on a topic you want to know about you should assume that your question has already been discussed, and you should look before you ask rather than asking other people to waste their time responding again to the same question. In fact you would have found your question answered on the very first page of this discussion, not to mention pretty much every other page of it, so if you have even bothered to skim a few answers you would not have had to ask. Even grandma should be able to handle that.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 6:08:49 AM PST
Sweetie, we don't know what a "camra" is. Is it a cross between a camisole and a bra? This is hardly the place for discussing lingerie. (Although I know Philip would disagree).

Do you mean "CAMERA"? No. There is no camera.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 7:26:05 AM PST
I thought she meant "Camry", which sounds pretty good to me. I'm still looking for the key though. It is in my cloud somewhere?

Posted on Feb 24, 2012 7:44:33 AM PST
This is like a forum version of "Groundhog Day."

"What if there is no camera tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

"I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd, and there's still no camera on the Fire."

"You want a prediction about the camera, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a camera prediction: It's gonna be missing, it's gonna be excluded, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

"Can I have another one of these with a camera in it?"

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large camera predicting the weather."

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 7:49:33 AM PST
Phil: I'm a camera.
Rita: You're a camera?
Phil: I'm *a* camera, I'm not *the* camera... I don't think.

Posted on Feb 24, 2012 7:52:31 AM PST
10 CLS
20 HOME
30 INPUT "Does the Kindle Fire have a camera?", A$
40 IF A$="Y" THEN 70
50 IF A$="N" THEN 80
60 GOTO 90
70 GOTO 10
80 GOTO 10
90 GOTO 10
100 END

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 7:54:06 AM PST
Oh God... he's whipping out BASIC.

Run. Hide. We're all DOOMED!!!!1!11!!

It's a TRAP!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:08:17 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 24, 2012 8:12:47 AM PST
Agree. It most certainly IS a trap.

Doug.

*whispering* Hon? You've got to get some better bait. They're too smart to take the one you used to bait that one. Try some liverwurst. Heat it up first so it's nand smelly.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:09:41 AM PST
No, I mean the program is a trap. It's a loop. You can't get out of it.

GOTO 10
GOTO 10
GOTO 10

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:15:47 AM PST
"...he's whipping out BASIC..."

YBIK

Posted on Feb 24, 2012 8:19:22 AM PST
<sings very off key> "Welcome to the Hotel Kindle Camera - we can say 'no' any time we like, but they will never read."

Posted on Feb 24, 2012 8:19:52 AM PST
Yes. I know.

But you were too quick and escaped. I hope.

The scream of agony @ the end of your post has me a little concerned for you?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:29:17 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 24, 2012 8:30:30 AM PST
I think that's pronounced "Camerama".

CAM - er - AM - a

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:30:30 AM PST
Typical Freshman programmer. Here's the optimized version:

10 CLS
20 HOME
30 INPUT "Does the Kindle Fire have a camera?", A$
90 GOTO 10
100 END

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:32:11 AM PST
"Last thing I remember,
I was Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said all the posters
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Welcome to the Hotel Kindle Camera..."

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:33:56 AM PST
Just Peachy says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

BASIC! Is that what the Fire apps are written in?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:35:17 AM PST
In my defense, my version was far less efficient, included quite a bit of redundancy, and even had an unneeded end. Much like the camera question threads themselves.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:36:14 AM PST
Topic swerve - the one part of "The Big Lebowski" I didn't care for : listening to The Dude slag on The Eagles.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 8:43:19 AM PST
That was a good movie! Hmmm. Wonder if it's available in the stream?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 9:20:01 AM PST
Just Doug - you make good points, although in some versions of BASIC the END statement was required, so no extra credit for that. You are probably too young to have met any of those, though.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 9:41:36 AM PST
A. Dietz says:
Just Doug: "In my defense, my version was far less efficient, included quite a bit of redundancy, and even had an unneeded end. Much like the camera question threads themselves."

There's an end to the camera question threads?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 24, 2012 9:49:51 AM PST
>"There's an end to the camera question threads? "

Yes there is. And much like my program example it's quite impossible to reach. It just sort of hangs there, unused, floating in space for eternity.

Posted on Feb 26, 2012 7:25:55 PM PST
E. smith says:
It is not a camra

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 26, 2012 7:31:04 PM PST
j.white says:
No it isn't it is most definetly a sensor
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