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Kindle Limericks - Not for the humor impaired


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Posted on May 20, 2009 9:43:51 PM PDT
Booklover says:
bump

In reply to an earlier post on May 21, 2009 5:59:50 AM PDT
June says:
I really love my kindle
I hope it will never dwindle
It's so much fun
It even works in the sun
It's my kindle, it's my kindle, not a swindle

Posted on May 21, 2009 6:09:47 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 21, 2009 6:10:04 AM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
Lee Child's "Gone Tomorrow"
Much to my complete sorrow
Just costs too much
For me to touch
Maybe it'll be lower priced tomorrow?

Posted on May 21, 2009 6:12:38 AM PDT
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Posted on May 21, 2009 11:40:57 AM PDT
AZ RED says:
Naughty novels on the train
Wall Street Journal on the plane
Whatever you want
Whenever you want
The Kindle's cover is plain

Posted on May 21, 2009 11:49:08 AM PDT
AZ RED says:
Page Three -- please tell me why?
When our rhymes are so wry
We've dropped down the line
While others just whine
About DXs and about 2s do cry

Posted on May 21, 2009 11:55:55 AM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
Posting for more replies
So this thread never dies
Wracking my brain
For yet one more refrain
Um....Um....Want a big mac with fries?

Hey, credit for trying here....

Posted on May 21, 2009 11:57:08 AM PDT
AZ RED says:
Last one for a while. Darn job keeps getting in the way of my fun!

I've looked and I've looked and I've looked
for the thread that will be the hook
to lead me the way
to the post that will say
how to manage all my darn books!

Posted on May 21, 2009 12:10:52 PM PDT
Lulu says:
Right now while I live unemployed
The Kindle I have truly enjoyed
A limerick I'll write
And read till tonight
Though my husband is very annoyed!

Posted on May 21, 2009 12:50:27 PM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
To the second page we're slippin'
Need to be Lim'rick pimpin'
Post your rhyme here
Of ridicule do not fear
Then read others while wine sippin'

Posted on May 21, 2009 5:34:35 PM PDT
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Posted on May 21, 2009 5:49:47 PM PDT
[Deleted by Amazon on Mar 14, 2012 11:02:10 AM PDT]

Posted on May 21, 2009 7:45:29 PM PDT
H.Hannah says:
Her kindle it got in the way
of her job hunt which took all her day
"It's not that I've tried
to find something" she cried
"but the books are just better than pay!!"

Posted on May 22, 2009 12:16:42 AM PDT
It's the limericks that keep me smilin',
and it's too much time I've been whilin'.
My house I should be cleanin',
It should be gleamin',
oh well....maybe a while in.

In reply to an earlier post on May 22, 2009 9:52:41 AM PDT
H.Hannah says:
THIS IS MY absolute FAVORITE limerick of the whole discussion!!!! Still Laughing!!!

Posted on May 22, 2009 10:30:16 AM PDT
BeeCee says:
I read more and more ah
I spend more and more ah
Since this Kindle I bought
Lots of titles I've sought
Blimey...Faith and Beghorra!

Posted on May 22, 2009 10:40:06 AM PDT
BeeCee says:
I'll ask you to take a quick look
It appears to be but one book
With nice leather binding
But soon you'll be finding
That all of your money it took!

Posted on May 22, 2009 10:44:03 AM PDT
[Deleted by Amazon on Mar 14, 2012 11:02:32 AM PDT]

Posted on May 22, 2009 1:52:55 PM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
Holy Cow! I need more time
To read all these books of mine
I'd read all day
But work gets in the way
Someone tell my boss he's out of line?

Posted on May 24, 2009 2:23:11 PM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
Oh, no, we've moved to page five!
Can't have it-must stay alive
Limericks are fun
and, we've written a ton
Write some more, so this thread will thrive.

Posted on May 24, 2009 6:15:46 PM PDT
BeeCee says:
I'm in love again, it's true
Hit me right outta the blue
With books galore
All easy to store
I love you dear Kindle, I do.

Posted on May 25, 2009 10:51:39 AM PDT
BeeCee says:
I ain't no poet
And we all know it
But love this thread
It can't go dead
If you love it...show it! (apologies)

Posted on May 25, 2009 7:46:33 PM PDT
Bufo Calvin says:
My Kindle 2 came with a voice
But the publishers now have a choice
They can just let it talk
Or they may choose to block
When they don't, it's a time to rejoice

Posted on May 25, 2009 7:47:39 PM PDT
Lulu says:
While taking my dogs to the park
I brought my Kindle with me as a lark
Turned on text to speech
While grasping the leash
And the damn dogs started to bark

Posted on May 26, 2009 8:01:59 AM PDT
Lynn McNamee says:
@ Lulu: Love the dogs one :-)

When I read some readers' reviews
I tend to get really confused
They all neglect
To read the subject
Then critique with opinions obtuse
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