This was inspired by the "If I buy a new Kindle ..." thread title, and also by Laura Numeroff's "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
If you give a reader a Kindle ...
He's going to buy some books to read on it.
If he buys some books to read on it, he's going to want a comfortable chair to sit in.
If he has a comfortable chair to sit in, he might fall asleep while reading.
If he falls asleep while reading, he might be late for his job.
If he's late for his job, he might get fired.
If he gets fired ...
...he'll have more time to read!
So, give a reader a Kindle!
(Hope I brought a smile to your day.)
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