Welcome to the Ward, this is our reality. We are an eclectic bunch of friends from around the world who occasionally talk about Kindles, iPads, the newest iPhone and sometimes even kitchen gadgets. We love all types of gadgets, we have a gadget grave yard behind the ward. We are sure it is haunted and with any luck will soon be infested with zombies.
The original inmates met here eons ago while eagerly awaiting new Kindles, and we've been blessed with new friends that have joined us in our delusion. We gather here to chat and support each other through dark, shadowy times and celebrate times of light and joy.
We're also happy to share jokes, drinks, menus, hobbies, songs, tears, language lessons, and gutters. We occasionally even get round to sharing links to favo(u)rite books. I decided we should not share our personal cabaña boys, cowboys or jet pilots, but if you are in need or want we will round one or two up for you.
<~*~ If you are interested in becoming one of our cabaña boys, cowboys or jet pilots, PLEASE leave an 8x10 color glossy at the bar. ~*~>
The interview process is hands-on and not painful at all. *wink*
We are always interested in adding new members. *waggles eyebrows*
So grab a drink, jump in a bubble barrel and join in the conversation. And just for chits and giggles I have added a mechanical bull; I placed it in the center of the room surrounded by the bubble barrels!
~WARNING~ for drive-bys if you drop in just to promote your book you will be hand-cuffed to the basement door and you will lose your credit card. We have expenses that need taken care of like everyone else. That mechanical bull was not cheap!
I LOVED Zee's House rules, so I stole them. :-P
(see, I know how to copy and paste!)
1. Bathroom break before logging on: It is surprising how often this basic step is omitted, but it will ensure a much more enjoyable experience. This rule does not apply to astronauts with appropriate gear.
2. SSR - Sip, Swallow, Read: This is an extremely important sequence. Your life, or your keyboard's, may depend on it. There are dire consequences for failing to follow this rule including, but not limited to, wasting time cleaning keyboards, desks, and monitors. Help stamp out cat abuse and the sinful waste of alcohol by remembering SSR.
3. Buckle up: This rule is universally ignored, but we suggest the use of a safety belt to prevent you falling off your chair while laughing hysterically. Full body contact with the floor is not advised at this time, as gravity is still in operation. It is also not fair to your fellow inmates as they are unable to observe your fall from grace, and are therefore denied their basic right to the pursuit of happiness.