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Graphic Summary of Cat Device Memory Limitations


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Initial post: Aug 25, 2013 1:22:57 PM PDT
I recently purchased a cat from Amazon. I was very pleased when I unpacked it. It has beautiful resolution, and its front lights are just marv. But, I have found that this is a defective cat. It won't chase a stick. I throw the stick, and the animal just looks at me like I am some kind of an idiot. I even picked the cat up and took it to the stick. The cat hissed, sprayed my leg and bit my hand.

When I called customer support, they told me to try a hard reboot. This didn't sound right to me since I wear size 10 cowboy boots. Never the less, after the hard reboot, the cat used my boots as a scratching post and pooped on my bed. Customer service has now replaced the cat 5 times, but none of them will fetch a stick. I am about to give up on Amazon. I think I will just get an iPad.

Sticks Fetched. 0/1,000,000,000.

Posted on Aug 25, 2013 1:28:52 PM PDT
T. Cook says:
Sounds like it`s pining for the fjords...

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 1:41:47 PM PDT
Artist says:
8/25/13, 1341 Pacific time:

29480528086085095/1.0
193939509575094/6
919390509985098089/8
1901379975974984/complete

End

Posted on Aug 25, 2013 1:43:49 PM PDT
Do I have to wait before I complain about people downvoting the OP? I have been away for a while and I don't remember the proper whining etiquette

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 2:49:55 PM PDT
Tinker-bella says:
I had planned to start my own thread entitled "Graphic Summary of My Own Memory Limitations," but then my adult ADHD, coupled with a poorly timed senior moment kicked in and I forgot.

Hey look! Over there! It's a cat pining for the fjords!

Um, I'm sorry... what was I saying??

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 2:57:25 PM PDT
The sock smell confuses them.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:10:38 PM PDT
posts remembered: 0/??? what was I typing?

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:11:01 PM PDT
Probably needs a bike ride. :)

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:12:45 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:12:59 PM PDT
Artist says:
Protocol is that as soon as the Down Vote Hairys vote, you can start to complain.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:14:46 PM PDT
Report you too!

Posted on Aug 25, 2013 3:14:54 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:15:12 PM PDT
Thank you, baby.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:15:24 PM PDT
I don't know why everyone says my post is terrible when it is really a masterpiece.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:16:08 PM PDT
So glad for you and just a little bit jealous.

Reported!

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:16:53 PM PDT
Oh, honey, the DelusInn is in MoA.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:17:51 PM PDT
Really, it was an accident.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:19:21 PM PDT
I always get lost on my way to the MoA...
I am glad for this as well.

Posted on Aug 25, 2013 3:19:45 PM PDT
Artist says:
8/25/13, 1518 Pacific time:

29480528086085095/1.0
193939509575094/6
919390509985098089/8
1901379975974984/0
387590500932/restart
30948489839393/79
889948409049994/complete

End

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:20:42 PM PDT
Reported for delusions.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:22:26 PM PDT
of grand-manure?

Self reported for poopy talk.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:23:05 PM PDT
It's your doody.

Posted on Aug 25, 2013 3:23:24 PM PDT
Tinker-bella says:
8/25/13, 1722 Central time:

DVFs slayed: 1/4

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:24:25 PM PDT
Speaking of doody... I believe that Leahtard has adopted me.

Thanks for sharing.

In reply to an earlier post on Aug 25, 2013 3:26:50 PM PDT
Well, I wasn't here for awhile but that sock is always afoot.
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