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Want to Rant Unchallenged? Stop in Here! Chapter III

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Initial post: Apr 29, 2012 1:00:16 PM PDT
Son of Rant II, Grandson of Rant, Rant 3 in 3D OR The Rant Strikes Back.

If you just want to rant unchallenged, be my guest. No need to worry about logic. Everybody needs a good vent now and again. So go ahead, tell it like you see it. Even if it makes no sense. Who cares? In the privacy of a discussion thread let it all out and walk away a happier person, free from that annoying annoyance that once bogged you down.

Only two rules:

1) Do not mention anyone's name who you know is a poster on Amazon.

2) Please leave religious and political rants out, since they inevitably lead to arguing.

Since this is our second go round of Ranting, the next post will include some of the things that have occurred in the first round of ranting. Don't be alarmed if it all sounds like nonsense. It is! But just ask. We'll be happy to explain. :)

"Ranters Never Ask, They Just Rant." ©Bjeans 2012

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:00:38 PM PDT
Anna's Rant-O-Rama: Unchallenged Rants! Boldly Carp, So Geese! Stelvin Closures, 3G and Camera included. Now with 50% more Cherie! Cat and ferret overlords at the ready. Duck quacks on demand.

So geese and seven years ago, behold a great stelvin closure phenomenon was brought forth in this great land. Lo, and unto us was born the Unchallenged Rant. This was a great and benevolent place populated by a vast diverse legion of brilliant philosophers whose valiant cry became, "To boldly crap where so geese have gone before."
So venture forth, oh ye brave ones, and immerse yourselves in
the Answer to the Meaning of Life.

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:01:15 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on May 15, 2012 12:39:33 AM PDT
The Official Rantglish Rantionary

Boldly Crap! So Geese!

Feb 29, 2012 11:22:14 AM PST
Boldly crap its a freaking camera

O my God can you see the lenses for a camera. There is a place fir keeping photos. So geese. Really you must be blind if you cant realize it...

First recorded use by Americus Root on Mar 1, 2012 6:38:43 AM PST :
Boldly crap, so geese.

These events officially recorded by Anna Karenina on Mar 9, 2012 10:57:43 AM PST.

Uses Include:
Verily I say unto you, according to prophecy, that your so geese statement has no boldly crap logicality.

Boldly carp! That would be so geese of Amazon to do that

"To boldly crap where so geese have gone before."

"Boldly crap, so geese, you have a sticky beak!"

Pineapple "Actually, I'm Boldy Crap"

Stelvin Closures - screw caps on wine bottles
Uses Include:
What would Stelvin do? (WWSD)

That dress could use a stelvin closure.

I think we should end this meeting with a stelvin closure.

At the end of the funeral they secured the casket with the stelvin closures.

Well if you need closure, stelvin is the best choice.

When Stelvin and I broke up, I needed closure, too.

I accidentally cut my little finger open chopping tomatoes tonight. Fortunately, I keep a good supply of Bactine, Neosporin, and Stelvin closures on hand.

I hate how this bad economy has caused so many Stelvin closures!

Perhaps he needs to apply some stelvin closures to his fingertips to help with typing skills.

Which prophet said that? The Great Stelvin in his seminal work, Closure?

Pass me the boldly crap monitor cleaner! LOL! I didn't have my stelvins closed and spit my so geese coffee all over.

Well, boldly crap, logicality it is so geese that that would happen.

Tally Ho!
Tally, ho! So geese!

As usual, late to the party. I awoke to a clogged Keurig. So I had to gore that out. Now I have coffee and am ready for the Boldly Crap, So Geese Maroon Wars. Tally ho!

Berton - Etymology "Tangie has given us a new word to play with. Apparently Berton was used in a post that was deleted in the Camera on Kindle Fire thread."

A Berton is the opposite of a Stelvin.

Stop being so Berton

You're such a Berton!

That's SO Berton. Not geese of you at all.

I mean, could you get ANY more Berton than that? Boldly crap! I don't think so.

Midnight goats
That's a so geese midnight goats thing to say"

Recent Additions:
whitney victim tarthead

whitney victim tarthead mashed potato
First used 4-5-12 by Pineapple

When a troll has been sighted on a thread. Officially credited to Old Rocker.

Ambien talk
When a person is too tired to make sense.


In honor of our third thread, a new word has been added by our beloved Pineapple:
Rantatorium - our place to rant.
"Meet me in the Rantatorium for coctails later."

Rantoids - Those who inhabit the rant thread on a someone regular basis.
Coined by Old Rocker, 4-29-12.

Useful insults
one goat short of a midnight?
one goose short of a soo?
one carp short of a boldy?
one stelvin short of a closure?

Additions since the original Rantionary went to press:

bump·tious /ˈbəmpSHəs/Adjective: Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree

chop (courtesy of our own Agent 99)
Can be used as a substitute for a d#mb@ss or a douche
"That troll was a boldly crap chop!"

Fraudian Slip (courtesy of Old Rocker)
(because Freud was such a fraud)

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:09:53 PM PDT
Holy cow! This is nice! I like my room with the ocean view and balcony!

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:12:50 PM PDT
Second best to the penthouse, which of course I took. ;)

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:23:26 PM PDT
 nospin  says:
Thank goodness.
I just answered a post and hit the wall!!!

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:24:09 PM PDT
I just need a broom closet and a fridge.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:24:16 PM PDT
But, of course! I got the last rant in!

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:24:27 PM PDT
 nospin  says:
Excellent Rantionary Anna!
Definitely handy to have it on the first page.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:25:31 PM PDT
Is that where you hang your leisure suits and black compression socks?

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:29:00 PM PDT
 nospin  says:
It only took us one month to fill up Rant II.
How long did Rant I take to reach max?

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:38:54 PM PDT
Just Peachy says:
:::rambles in with cheese and wine:::

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:40:22 PM PDT

I went to our old digs and had a lonely moment! I couldn't find anyone! I thought my Ammy friends had left me!.....WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Like the new place, though...

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:41:41 PM PDT
Now why would you think we'd leave you? **pats Carla on head**

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:42:25 PM PDT
Just Peachy says:
Why do people hate their Kindle archives so much?

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:47:28 PM PDT
This is a question that only The Great Stelvin can answer. I haven't seen so many people wanting to delete all of their books in the two years I've been hanging out here.

Today is "I Can't Download My Book Day" in the Help Forum. I'm over it.

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 1:48:59 PM PDT
Gobbles is now sulking. I'd better go to the store. I'll bring back some deli meat, chips, a veggie tray and some more stelvin closured wine.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:51:01 PM PDT
Just Peachy says:
Have fun!

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:59:27 PM PDT
Yes, and the TROLLDAR equipment

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 1:59:29 PM PDT
Rant I was nearly 2 months - Jan 31-March 27, 2012.

Nice new digs. I like :)

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 2:00:48 PM PDT
*rolls in drinks cart*
What's your pleasure? You name it, we got it!

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 2:03:22 PM PDT
You'll go broke keeping it stocked up for me!

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 2:06:29 PM PDT
Grimlock says:
I hope the TROLLDAR isn't too heavy if you have to lug it around.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 29, 2012 2:10:00 PM PDT
Its getting to be troublesome to tote around. I continuously have to upgrade the electronics with added capacity. I also had to squelch down the threat sensitivity levels due to being overwhelmed with signals.

Posted on Apr 29, 2012 2:10:49 PM PDT
oh look, the dvf has already started on the new thread. Bless it's heart.
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