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Initial post: Feb 17, 2013 12:55:03 PM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
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Posted on Feb 17, 2013 12:57:20 PM PST
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Posted on Feb 17, 2013 12:59:24 PM PST
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Posted on Feb 17, 2013 1:28:49 PM PST
I've seen Galaxy Quest so I know that the countdown will end at one second and there will be no explosion. You can't fool me.

Posted on Feb 19, 2013 1:42:06 PM PST
Please, I have been sneaking into Restricted since before I was eleven.

The Road Warrior was mind changing to me at 9 years old.

Guess what kind of dog my first personal pet dog was?

Unfortunately, and I know this will be hard to believe she was run over and killed the morning of my tenth birthday. I dug a hole and buried her that day.

Don't ask why a 9 year old names his female dog after his favorite Saturday morning cartoon character "Thunder".

From Saturday morning cartoon "Thundarr the Barbarian".

I loved her.

Posted on Feb 19, 2013 1:44:11 PM PST
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Posted on Feb 19, 2013 1:51:45 PM PST
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Rock~N~Rolla says:
I told you, this thread is off limits! Top priority clearance only. Now you've gone and done it. Somebody alert the Oompa Loompas and have these people escorted off the premises immediately!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 1:53:06 PM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 2:04:59 PM PST
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Rock~N~Rolla says:
No, it was my security robot, Maximillian who tipped me off. He's supposed to be keeping an eye on things around here and getting rid of any and all snoopers on the premises but I see that he's been much too preoccupied playing video games with my sanitation droids, old B.O.B. and V.I.N.CENT again instead!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 2:10:28 PM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 2:13:35 PM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
It's a secret that is so HUGE that I can't reveal it because it's a secret.

Does that make sense?

Posted on Feb 19, 2013 2:16:35 PM PST
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That's rich, Oompa Loompa security guards.

Even better, Oompa Loompa unauthorized entry enforcement personnel.

Know there is the beginning of a movie script I would like to see.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 2:22:08 PM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
They're cheap labor, really easy to care for, and they know how to make a mean fudge. They're great singers too.

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Posted on Feb 19, 2013 2:31:44 PM PST
Glad you appreciate it, in whatever way that you do, considering I couldn't possibly know.Because, of the not knowing issue.

Posted on Feb 19, 2013 3:10:45 PM PST
I know what the secret is. But I won't tell.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 3:27:01 PM PST
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Rock~N~Rolla says:
Actually I forget what the big secret was all about? But don't tell me, I want to try to figure it out for myself.

I just love a good mystery.

Posted on Feb 19, 2013 3:44:35 PM PST
Anyone for tennis?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 19, 2013 3:55:06 PM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Oh No! Not me. I still have nightmares from the last time that we played tennis!

Monty Python - Salad Days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1-NpyaOWV0

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 20, 2013 12:27:48 AM PST
Balok says:
@Rock~N~Rolla:

> This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds...

Since you have brought up the subject, I'll ask a question that's long been on my mind: the tape was always located in some bizarre place, and always included in the instructions, "Your mission, should you choose to accept. . ." Suppose Mr. Phelps chose *not* to accept. Whom would he tell and how? Or was the deal that if the bad guys took over the world, whoever was in charge of the IMF would shrug his shoulders and say, "I guess that means that he chose not to accept the mission"?

Posted on Feb 20, 2013 1:36:20 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 20, 2013 1:47:19 AM PST
I suppose Phelps, if he chose not to accept, would tell whomever prepares his daily meal at Subway sandwich shop.

That's right the fate of the known world sometimes rests squarely and firmly on the shoulders of Subway sandwich shop employees and their covert plastic cellophane preparation gloves.

I always told me friends there exists a reason Subway employees don't have their names on the plastic tags that they wear on their uniform shirts.

They said, aw you are off your rocker, you've got tinfoil on your head.

You asked the right question, you get the answer.

Subway employees are covert operatives who all instantly could be tasked with undertaking a mission that the fate of the known world rests in the balance.

That's also the reason Subway fresh bread wasn't that fresh that one time you had a bad experience at Subway.

It's well established fact that covert operatives have hidden amognst selection of contingent of athletes to Olympic games, with huge budget windfall that know also applies to where those athletes regularly get their food.

your welcome

........

Oh, there's another secret making the rounds since Christmas. The same secret message surfaces near Christmas and dwindles out not too long after groundhog day every year annually for about a decade now.

the secret message is

............DRINK MORE OVALTINE................

Posted on Feb 20, 2013 7:40:46 AM PST
Larry Kelley says:
I am here but you can't see me because I am wearing camouflage--neiner neiner, nyah nyah!!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 20, 2013 8:00:43 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
"Suppose Mr. Phelps chose *not* to accept. Whom would he tell and how?"

Well, I'm no secret agent but my guess is that Phelps would probably just get on his little spy shoephone thingy and call Miss Moneypenny and have her forward a message asking his higher-ups at headquarters for a different assignment. Preferably somewhere with lots of sunshine and beaches like Hawaii or Florida. That's what I would do.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 20, 2013 8:02:21 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 20, 2013 8:15:52 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
"I am here but you can't see me because I am wearing camouflage--neiner neiner, nyah nyah!!"

Who said that? I know someone's here. Show yourself!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 20, 2013 10:14:43 PM PST
Balok says:
@Rock~N~Rolla:

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Well, I'm no secret agent but my guess is that Phelps would probably just get on his little spy shoephone thingy and call Miss Moneypenny and have her forward a message asking his higher-ups at headquarters for a different assignment. Preferably somewhere with lots of sunshine and beaches like Hawaii or Florida. That's what I would do.
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If he could do that, then why leave him the assignment on a self-destructing tape that anybody could find? Why not just instruct him to call the office every Thursday at 3:30 to find out his next assignment? For that matter, *someone* has to tell him where the self-destructing tape is. Why not just have that person deliver him the assignment?
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