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Initial post: Mar 7, 2013 12:36:47 PM PST
imafunker2 says:
For all I know, this may have already been done before. Whatev, I could use a laugh or two. Warning: If the dialogue you have in mind is profane...awesome! Just be creative to avoid the Amazon PC police.

Posted on Mar 7, 2013 12:51:40 PM PST
imafunker2 says:
You know, like-
"Dock that Ch*nk a day's pay fer nappin' on the job!"-Blazing Saddles

Or a more recent example:

"That's Holy Men for ya. Buncha bald a**holes."-Bradley Cooper, The Hangover 2

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 10:26:51 AM PST
Shut yo anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-havin', overdose on Dick Gregrory Bohemian diet-drinkin' @$$ up! - Wesley Snipes, White Men Can't Jump

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 8, 2013 11:37:03 AM PST
imafunker2 says:
K.Q.-Very nice quote! Underrated movie, too.

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 12:21:29 PM PST
MarcoVG4 says:
"When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did..."

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 1:17:24 PM PST
Zolar Waka says:
"From my rotting corpse may rise a stench, but never a slave."

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 8, 2013 1:18:27 PM PST
imafunker2 says:
What are those last 2 quotes from?

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 2:42:24 PM PST
MarcoVG4 says:
The one I posted is from Pi

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 3:35:36 PM PST
One from The Long Kiss Goodnight :

Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

Two from Double Indemnity :

1. Walter Neff: Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?

2. Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff: That tears it.

Posted on Mar 8, 2013 11:04:55 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Mar 8, 2013 11:13:28 PM PST
RichieV says:
"...if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people." -Back to school

Thornton Melon: What's your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

In reply to an earlier post on Mar 9, 2013 12:27:00 AM PST
imafunker2 says:
Freakin' love that line. Love Rodney. "My daughter, she's no bargain either...she's the only one who's picture in the yearbook was horizontal."

Posted on Mar 9, 2013 7:33:21 AM PST

Venkman: Come in, Ray.....
Ray: Venkman, I saw it (3x)
Venkman: It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.
Ray: He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?
Venkman: I think he can hear you, Ray.

Posted on Apr 5, 2013 7:59:26 PM PDT
Laust Cawz says:
"Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

--"Primer" (2004)

Posted on Jun 25, 2014 9:16:19 PM PDT
"Ah hafta dew whuts right. Weed is fer the peeple. It's the peeple's weed" --- Jonah Hill as Woody Harrelson

Posted on Jun 25, 2014 10:26:52 PM PDT
bozokarl says:

Guys like us don't just fall out of the f'ing sky you know
(body falls from the sky and hits the ground)
Beautiful naked big Ti++ed women don't just fall out of the sky you know

Posted on Jun 25, 2014 10:38:24 PM PDT
NotAPoet says:
Inspector Harry Callahan:

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Posted on Jun 26, 2014 2:40:16 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 26, 2014 2:48:22 PM PDT
The Eiger Sanction is loaded with great quotes...

Posted on Jun 26, 2014 2:53:24 PM PDT
(from "Sixteen Candles")
Girl on phone with Molly Ringwald: "Last night at the dance my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear."

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 26, 2014 6:42:10 PM PDT
imafunker2 says:
Well of has George Kennedy!

Posted on Jun 26, 2014 6:45:32 PM PDT
imafunker2 says:
"I don't. Want. The panties. Hanging. On. The rod!" Richard Dreyfuss, 'The Goodbye Girl' and John Belushi's Dreyfuss impression, Saturday Night Live

Posted on Jun 26, 2014 6:48:24 PM PDT
Laust Cawz says:
"If we have a nuclear war,
the only living thing to survive will be houseguests!!!!"

--Jessica Bannister (Kirstie Alley)--"Madhouse" (1990)

Posted on Jun 26, 2014 8:19:01 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 27, 2014 12:02:08 AM PDT
"As you can see, I have a bit of a weight problem. My doctor said I swallowed a lot of aggression...along with a lot of pizzas !"
- John Candy in 'Stripes' (1981)
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