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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2011 6:01:01 AM PST
bella7 says:
"The Alps region. Hence their cranial topography."

Good one, WDE!!

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 6:03:23 AM PST
Thank you, bella7. Like Jeeves, I endeavor to give satisfaction.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 6:06:03 AM PST
Hypothetical challenge: DAME JUDY DENCH v. DAME HELEN MIRREN.

Put these two dames in a prizefighting ring, and set 'em loose---whoever gives the other a wedgie first wins!!!

Who would win? Discuss.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 9:12:16 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 9:13:19 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
The Ring is destroyed in a volcano at Mount Doom. Sauron is finally defeated. Poor little "My Precious" Gollum also meets his demise.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 9:35:57 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 9:41:22 AM PST
who? says:
After everyone in the neighborhood turns against him, including his own wife, the guy who got molested as a child is actually killing other child molesters and didn't kill Sean Penn's daughter; but of course, Sean Penn has already killed him before all of this is revealed.

And. The alien invaders can't handle water. Swing batter.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 9:49:02 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
E.T. makes it home safely, never to return again. Reese's Pieces continue to be a popular treat for both humans and aliens alike.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 9:54:05 AM PST
And whoever middle manager at M&Ms who turned down the opportunity to have their product featured in E.T.---only to watch Reese's Pieces go through the roof after the exposure--- is taken out back at a stockholders' meeting and beaten to within an inch of his or her life. And properly so.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:04:23 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 10:17:28 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Charlie gets the chocolate factory. Oh, come on--you had to see that one coming a mile away!

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:05:00 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 10:05:24 AM PST
who? says:
Nemo and his dad? Sure, they're reunited; but, the other fish end up floating around the ocean in plastic bags they can't untie.

And! The girl is buried..........in the basement wall!

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:11:22 AM PST
Good Triumphs over evil, the hero gets the girl and saves the world..

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:12:49 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Tom Hanks makes it safely off the island and returns back to civilization! Wilson goes on to enjoy a successful career as a world championship volleyball commentator on ESPN.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:17:08 AM PST
The Boy who lived defeats He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:19:26 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 10:20:09 AM PST
W.T. says:
Fairchild is cornered by a giant tomato wearing earmuffs. Dixon saves her by showing the tomato the sheet music to "Puberty Love", and then he professes his love to her in song. The film ends with a carrot that rises from the Earth and says "All right, you guys. They're gone now."

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:25:20 AM PST
7 & 7 IS says:
The British military is called in and the zombie outbreak at the Winchester and the UK is countered by force
with the surviving zombies relegated to household pets and Wal*Mart employees

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:39:25 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 10:47:53 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Vito Corleone receives an offer that he can't refuse, by way of a lethal heart attack, in his tomato garden. Michael Corleone aka Scarface carries on to run the family business.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:40:54 AM PST
MC Gros says:
Nic Cage puts in his $3 vampire teeth and drinks the blood of a woman at a nightclub. He then talks to a wall, goes to sleep and is killed by having something shoved through his heart.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:46:50 AM PST
who? says:
Donny's heart gets him.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:49:57 AM PST
MC Gros says:
Nic Cage puts in his $3 vampire teeth and drinks the blood of a woman at a nightclub. He then talks to a wall, goes to sleep and is killed by having something shoved through his heart.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:50:25 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 22, 2011 2:48:13 PM PST
7 & 7 IS says:
The gearhead girl's turn the ex-death proof stuntman turned psycho-killer into an emotional little punk a** b****
when they tap that a** , wing his wing and beat said sumb**** to death

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 10:56:15 AM PST
who? says:
Spicoli saves Brooke Shields from drowning, is rewarded with a large amount of money, and blows it all by hiring Van Halen to play at his birthday party.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 11:21:46 AM PST
Marley dies.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 11:23:19 AM PST
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Jellystone Park is saved. Ranger Smith gets his old job back, and Yogi and Boo Boo continue to steal Pic-A-nic baskets.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 22, 2011 3:06:51 PM PST
Rock N Rolla:

Oh, man. Now there's no point in seeing "Yogi Bear"! Thanks a lot, pal!!!!

(Come to think of it...there never was any point in seeing it. Never mind. All's forgiven, R & R!!!)

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 6:13:23 PM PST
RichieV says:
Ruining TV as well:

Gilligan messes things up and they don't get off the island.

Lucy's crazy scheme is found out and she gets in trouble with Ricky

It turns out what Mr. Roper thought was going on was just a big misunderstanding.

Doogie learns a valuable life lesson and the writes about it on his computer.

Witchy Poo fails to get the flute.

Buffy kills the bad guy and makes a sarcastic remark.

After Jim's crazy scheme is found out he has to apologize to his wife.

Posted on Dec 22, 2011 7:48:07 PM PST
7 & 7 IS says:
Harry blows Scorpio into the water and throws his badge in after him

Taylor pounds sand and damns 'em all to hell
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