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In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:22:32 PM PDT
I haven't seen the lego version, I'll have to check it out.

Here's the full quote.

But there must have been a Death Star canteen, a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill. I will have the Penne Alla Arrabiata. "You'll need a tray." Do you know who I am? "Do you know who I am?" This is not a game of Who The Frack Are You? For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought.

"You'll still need a tray."

I will not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, which is strong within me, even though I could kill you with a tray, if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.

"No, the food is hot, you need a tray to put the food on."

Oh, I see. The food is hot? Sorry, I did not realize. "Tray for the..." Yes. I thought you were challenging me to the fight to the death. "Fight to the death?

This is a canteen, I work here."

Yes, but I am Vader. Lord Vader. Everyone challenges me to a fight to the death. Darth Vader, I'm Darth Vader, Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader, Lord Darth Sir Lord Vader of Cheam, Sir Lord Baron von Vaderham. The Death Star, I run the Death Star.

"What's the Death Star?"

This is the Death Star! I run this star. "This is a star?" This is a fracking star, I run it! I'm your boss!

"You're Mr Stevens?"

Who is Mr Stevens?

"He's Head of Catering."

I am not Head of Catering! I am Vader, I can kill Catering with a thought!

"What?"

I can kill you all, I can kill me, just... I'll get a tray, frack it. This ones wet, and this ones wet, and this ones wet. This one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet, this one is wet... Did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the Death Star, do we not have a tray that is dry? No, I was here first. You have to queue if you want food. Can I have Penne Alla Arrabiata? That'd be nice. No, no, no - do you know who I am?

"That's Geoff Vader, that is."

I am not Geoff Vader, I am Darth Vader.

What, Geoff Vader? Runs the Death Star?

No, I run the Death Star.

You Geoff Vader?

No, I'm Darth Vader.

Are you his brother? Could you get his autograph?

No, I'm... All right, I'm Geoff Vader.

Can I have your autograph?

No. Frack off! Or I'll kill you with a tray. Give me Penne Alla Arrabiata or die, and you, and everyone in this canteen. Death by tray it shall be.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:33:15 PM PDT
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Hahah...yeah, check out the Lego version. They have Jar Jar Binks cut in line in front of Darth Vader, it's hilarious. Here's the URL...

Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:37:02 PM PDT
stevign says:
Although the entire cast was good, Gregg Henry who played Eddie Izzard's sleazy boss Hugh, really stood out. Gregg Henry is one of the very best at playing sleazy characters and making them funny at the same time.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:40:24 PM PDT
Thanks for the link. I'll definitely check it out.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:44:24 PM PDT
Izzard is going to play Grandpa Munster in an NBC special movie on 10/26, called 'Mockingbird Lane'. I kid you not. It was supposed to be a pilot and series but it got dumped (ten mill down the shoot). The mind reels.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 12:51:20 PM PDT
stevign says:
I never cared to watch The Munsters but that may be interesting. Thanks Sardy.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 1:04:59 PM PDT
I liked The Munsters and The Addams Family, both; enjoyed reruns over the years. But the Universal Monsters atmosphere of the former was always more appealing, as was the physical comedy of clumsy childlike Herman.

The upcoming TV special features Jerry O'Connell as Herman (??? What about Ed Helms from 'The Office' instead), and Portia De Rossi as Lily.

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 1:38:49 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 1:40:03 PM PDT
Rock~N~Rolla says:
I've always been a Munsters man myself. Loved that show as a kid.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 1:45:58 PM PDT
I wasn't alive when it aired, but my grandpa brought it to my attention about fifteen years ago and I've been a fan ever since. I love all the characters, but my favorite would have to be Grandpa. He was a real hoot in every episode.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 2:09:09 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 2:15:29 PM PDT
Rock~N~Rolla says:
Yeah, Gramps was great. I loved everyone on that show really. I just liked the whole look and feel of it all. They even had a cool hot rod, the Munster Mobile. Grampa also had the coffin-on-wheels which was also really cool, the Dragula! Rob Zombie even did a video for his song titled Dragula where he's racing around in a Munster Mobile-type hot rod...

Rob Zombie - Dragula
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 2:38:18 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 2:42:45 PM PDT
{{{Mockingbird Lane}}}} L@@ks VERY {{{scary}}}...winks*

Can't wait!!! l*o*v*e* Jerry O'Connell....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmHcG8vq6Q

What a Spooky TREAT!!!....A double header if you will.... on the 26th....MBL right before the Spookiest Ever episode of GRIMM!!!...

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 3:16:43 PM PDT
stevign says:
Portia De Rossi? She's hot, is she going to dye her beautiful blond hair black? (sigh)

http://www.whensallymetsally.co.uk/files/5113/3961/0480/Portia_de_Rossi.jpg

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 6:02:13 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 6:03:01 PM PDT
Yeah, she seems to have dark tresses as Lily.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/mockingbird-lane.jpg

edit: I meant tresses, not dresses.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 6:06:17 PM PDT
Love the pic. Thank's for the link.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 6:20:20 PM PDT
Here's the trailer, brief as it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmHcG8vq6Q

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 6:53:27 PM PDT
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In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 6:59:35 PM PDT
stevign says:
Thanks Sardy. I still don't know why they would pick Jerry O'Connell........for anything.

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 7:36:42 PM PDT
".....for anything."

LOL

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 7:39:42 PM PDT
In the spirit of Halloween, here's a dirty Halloween joke,

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, you're going out like that?"

And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

Posted on Oct 19, 2012 7:53:06 PM PDT
HA!!! That's pretty funny!!!....

Great idea JB!!!...

Here's 10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 8:00:02 PM PDT
hahahahahahahaha!!!! ROFL. That's awesome. I am so copying and pasting that and sending it to everyone I know.

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 8:04:31 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 8:06:27 PM PDT
JB...You're Sooo sweet (compared to some other people i know around here!!!) winks*

Halloween can be Sooo much *fun* can't it???

Anyway...here we go again saying *NITE* to each other!!! winks*

*Nite* JB*~

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 8:10:27 PM PDT
*Patting self on the back with a big, goofy grin*

Thank you. I've met a lot of nice people on here, and you're right up there with the best of them. If you want to meet some of those other nice people, there on these forums where we play movie based games. You can join us if you want. Here are some of the links to the games in case you're interested.

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http://www.amazon.com/forum/movie/ref=cm_cd_fp_ef_tft_tp?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx2E577OZX17PPI&cdThread=Tx1RRN0XCC9DHD2

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In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 8:11:24 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 19, 2012 8:12:35 PM PDT
Spelled definitely wrong, whoops :) lol
Halloween can definitely be fun. :)

GNite, Bittersweet

In reply to an earlier post on Oct 19, 2012 8:35:48 PM PDT
stevign says:
lolol....That's so bad it's funny.
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