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In reply to an earlier post on May 18, 2011 1:38:31 PM PDT
C McGhee says:
W. David English- sporks

You mean as in-

Spank me! Fork me!
Bend & contort me!

The second lind could refer to the word contend
We would then have contended sporks. Worthy of a try!

In reply to an earlier post on May 18, 2011 1:40:56 PM PDT
D. Larson says:
It's like Elaine said on Seinfeld: "The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a truck. It's utilitarian. All that hair and lumps...it's hideous!"

In reply to an earlier post on May 18, 2011 1:43:25 PM PDT
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Posted on May 18, 2011 2:01:31 PM PDT
ROcK-N-ROLLa says:
Famous Spork Movie Tag Lines...

Use the Spork, Luke!

The Spork will be with you, Always.

Just when you thought it was safe to Spork in the water.

In Space, No one can hear you Spork.

Spork Matters.

Spork Long and Prosper.

They're young...they're in love...and they Spork people.

In reply to an earlier post on May 18, 2011 3:17:51 PM PDT
And then there's that beloved porcine:

Sporky Pig!!!!

Posted on May 18, 2011 4:22:46 PM PDT
7 & 7 IS says:
A Spork is an animal with a real dirty face and a curly tail.And wing's that stick out so's to make it fly.I saw it on SpyKids2.

Posted on May 18, 2011 4:33:40 PM PDT
ROcK-N-ROLLa says:
Spork is also wonderful as a way to bypass having your posts deleted by Amazon censors. It has many different and useful applications...

"Hey, Pal, you can go Spork yourself!"

"Oh Spork!"

"What the Spork?!"

"Wow, I'd really like to Spork her!"

"Well, Spork you and the Horse you rode in on!"

"This is Sporked up!"

Posted on May 18, 2011 5:05:30 PM PDT
Benjamin Franklin invented the spork. Very few people know that.

Henry Ford invented the spork plug.

Austin-Healey marketed the first-ever sporks car.

All absolutely true!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 7:20:17 AM PDT
bella7 says:
LOL!!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 7:53:40 AM PDT
tarek: re reactions: Not quite so binary as you would have it.....

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 8:01:26 AM PDT
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Posted on May 19, 2011 10:51:21 AM PDT
Green Meanie says:
Your Highness(2011) Minotaur Pizzle !!! Barf !!!!

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 11:10:11 AM PDT
gambitrmp says:
David Wong says:
WWE Bad Blood 2003, Mae Young shows her puppies.I just had to throw that in there.

That was bad. Thank goodness they now have a PG-13 ratings midset lest we see Vicki Guerrero someday.

I didn't need to see Big Shows butt either but at least Mr. McMahon's face went into it.

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 11:50:33 AM PDT
Green Meanie says:
Since Smackdown went to cable I haven't seen any WWE show. I don't have cable or satellite.But I do get those indie wrestling shows like NWA Hollywood,WXF, only I don't know when or where they will be shown on those Tuff TV channels because the schedule is not reliable.

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 11:57:24 AM PDT
gambitrmp says:
I caught WXF once & only once so I know what you mean about the unreliabe schedule. It was neat to see Kevin Thorn & Viscera actually got together. Otherwise that was pretty bad. I couldn't hardly believe Nikolai Volkoff was still active.

My brother tapes Raw, Smackdown, & TNA for me since I have a weird $30.00 package where I get Encore & digital on Demand but only a few actual channels.

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 12:02:06 PM PDT
Green Meanie says:
I caught the last few minutes of a show with the main event being Kip Young(Billy Gunn) vs. Jesse(muscle bound guy from Big Brother)and Rupert(survivor)runs in the ring.

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 12:34:34 PM PDT
gambitrmp says:
I saw Jesse on the episode I watched. Not surprisingly basically playing his knuckle headed self. Didn't know about Rupert having anothing to do with wrestling. Cool guy.

Kip Young was the main event against a debuting Charlie Haas in the episode I saw.

In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2011 9:05:37 PM PDT
Green Meanie says:
Now I can't even find it on those stations

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 12:51:31 AM PDT
Here's my answer for now:

There's a good reason I don't go to movies starring Jason Segel.

Posted on Jun 28, 2012 6:53:09 AM PDT
Cavaradossi says:
Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall - the most unnecessary completely nude scene in film history!

Fortunately, also the most forgettable!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 28, 2012 7:27:02 AM PDT
In the last Jason Segel movie, supposedly the director cut out a long nude seen. I think that guy has it in his contract that he Has To Have at least one nude scene! I think he has some fetish about appearing nude in front of others.

It's unfair to make audiences pay Jason Segal for problems he should work out with a professional in private.

Posted on Jul 1, 2012 9:00:13 PM PDT
Mike Gordan says:
Epic Movie (specifically the Uncut version): There are at least 2 nude scenes that have absolutely no purpose whatsoever other than to get some cheap laughs and to please the mentally handicapped 6-year olds; one in which a naked woman is running out of the wardrobe (full frontal), and another with a naked woman leaving the tent. Showcases the warped psyche of Seltzerberg very well methinks.

Anything by Zack Snyder: I make an exception for Legend of the Guardian, of course, but that film was duller than a sack of rocks. But my specific targets include 300, Sucker Punch, and to a lesser extent, Watchmen. So much copious amounts of sex and nudity in all of them that they might as well be a series of porn flicks. Not to mention the fact that they are inexplicitly vulgar that they make my head explode.

Highlander: Unless you're a die-hard fan or a complete masichist and actually saw Highlander 3, what was the point of the second sex scene? I just came out of nowhere and the romance was unnatural. Though to be fair, the logistics of the original film don't make a lick of sense anyways, and the sequels only made things worse.

Wild Hogs: Talk about crude and witless. The film attempts to make fun of Deliverance during the first half (which, to be fair, isn't a bad target for parody, has been done to death), but the film is witless and trite. And them stripping off their swimwear after we got to see 60-something-year-old William H. Macy's little donkey is just a crass excuse to make gay jokes, including a gay cop played by the guy from Scrubs. Also note: The second half isn't much better.

The Room: 3 words: Tommy Wisseau's junk. Also note too that the sex scenes are not the least bit sexy, and both Johnny and Lisa look horrifying nude.

Gamer: The sex, violence, and nudity all exist for satirical purposes, but the filmmakers clearly get off on the imagery themselves. Actually, I'd do entirely without this film as it is disgustingly cynical, particularly with regards to video gamers. I may have my criticisms on the video game community in general (such as their complete inability to accept objective criticism with their ever-persistent argument that, ''It's all just opinion''), but even I would be offended by this particular picture.

Good Luck Chuck: As dense as she is, I think Jessica Alba said everything that needed to be said for me in regards to all the sex and nude scenes in that movie. Needless to say though, this film managed to be even worse than Norbit!

And that's all for now.

In reply to an earlier post on Jul 1, 2012 9:32:23 PM PDT
C. J. Vasta says:
Even-handed is not a word, I'd use to describe Sinclair Lewis, heavy-handed is closer to the mark.

Posted on Jul 1, 2012 10:04:29 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jul 2, 2012 5:28:12 AM PDT
7 & 7 IS says:
... in the film "They Call Her One-Eye" there are hardcore porn scenes of penetration et al that are so bad, so bland and boring that they should be cut. Not due to their offensive nature or content but because they're so generic and ugly.It's like failed Danish sex ed films for ... I don't know who.
Same thing could be said for many of the hardcore scenes in Bob Guccione & Tinto Brass' Caligula.But the R rated version is cut wrong. The vaseline lens stuff with the Penthouse Pets is just dull. If one could somehow find a way to edit all the boring porn out of it and keep the few good bit's in...I know there's got to be a pretty decent movie in there somewhere.Or maybe not.

In reply to an earlier post on Jul 1, 2012 10:56:08 PM PDT
C. J. Vasta says:
I believe in the pilot episode of "Mission Impossible" the tape says it will self-decompose.
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