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Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama's Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton's


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Initial post: Jun 9, 2012 8:47:27 PM PDT
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

Funny how they don't care about Biden. Poor Joe.

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 1:17:13 AM PDT
OldAmazonian says:
For Biden, a suitable reward might be a gravid opossum.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 12:45:08 PM PDT
Dang, TeabaggerVik. I think I speak for everyone when I say we were hoping your absence meant you were hit by a bus or something.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 4:57:13 PM PDT
MisterTee says:
I was hoping it was an asteroid.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 5:00:04 PM PDT
Is that why some people have huge butts?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 5:02:46 PM PDT
MisterTee says:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 5:09:36 PM PDT
OldAmazonian says:
Does that make you a fundamentalist?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fundament

Posted on Jun 10, 2012 6:20:55 PM PDT
ten cocks for Hillary?

lucky gal.

Posted on Jun 10, 2012 6:35:30 PM PDT
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 10, 2012 11:07:50 PM PDT
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Posted on Jun 10, 2012 11:11:25 PM PDT
M. Emrich says:
In other news a Koch brothers shipping container was recently seized in the Pakistan port of Karachi containing 10 live camels, 10 hens, and 10 roosters.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 1:30:37 AM PDT
MisterTee says:
Those were their sex toys...

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 5:07:34 AM PDT
Funny!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 5:07:52 AM PDT
And probably true!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 7:06:18 AM PDT
Boomy says:
Gee, and the Tea Party offers hate to ease your fear...

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 7:10:54 AM PDT
I miss W says:
That's sexist! Hillary is much more manly than Obizzle, so she rates camels too.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 11, 2012 7:12:43 AM PDT
Boomy says:
With the Republicans destrucion attempts on the Unions and middle-class wages, we all may be conducting our transactions in chickens soon, well us plebians at least.

Posted on Jun 11, 2012 1:09:27 PM PDT
Keep your cash anyway. We need an underground economy that doesn't also serve as soup.
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Initial post:  Jun 9, 2012
Latest post:  Jun 11, 2012

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