Note: a "Woofer" is one who has been inducted formally into The Antient and Disreputable Societie of Chainmail-Clad Pilot-Majors Who Say "Aye!"
[Initial scene: TV's pub. Prob emerges from a Fox Hole and doesn't much like what he's hearing.]
It's gettin' pretty WEIRD in here...
Must be time for some exploring in the outer margins of the pub.
'Tis a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done before!
[Prob tucks a boomerang into the belt around his chainmail, stuffs his towel into the top of his right sea-boot, gets a running start with the steering oar, and pole-vaults through one of the black squares in the middle of the wall-hanging chessboard.]
[It gets darker than the inside of Groucho Marx's dog. A disturbingly melodious voice intones, "Have a care: here be trolls and sprites." Prob does a rough parachute-landing-fall onto a hard surface, and feels around for his dropped steering oar. He stands, shoulders the oar, and sees a pinprick of light, glowing squarishly in a sort of sky-blue hue. It gets somewhat larger, and stays squarish in shape. He loosens the boomerang in his belt, shifts the steering oar to his other shoulder, and wonders aloud what he's walking on that crunches so.]
D'ye suppose this might be the left edge of Wales?
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