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In reply to an earlier post on Jun 19, 2012 6:12:16 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 19, 2012 6:15:27 PM PDT
Island Girl says:
Ah, Jonathan, perhaps it's time to show Mell and his girlfriend, Miss Ann Thrope, to the door!

Posted on Jun 19, 2012 6:12:53 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 19, 2012 6:14:16 PM PDT
Island Girl says:
肝系系系系系;系系系系 ೋღ❤ღೋ 系系系系系系;系系系沍
ೋ ❤❤❤~happy b-day prob!~❤❤❤ೋ
沂系系系系系;系系系系 ೋღ❤ღೋ 系系系系系系;系系系災

Oops, that didn't turn out! lol Hope you can read the message.

Posted on Jun 19, 2012 8:13:10 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 19, 2012 8:30:50 PM PDT
Island Girl says:
Excerpt from: What You Don't Know About Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz

Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?"

A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

Edit: Just in case you didn't get enough ribbing on FB. Many happy returns!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 19, 2012 8:54:43 PM PDT
'probabilist says:
,.-)

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 19, 2012 8:54:56 PM PDT
'probabilist says:
,.-)

Posted on Jun 19, 2012 9:20:03 PM PDT
J. Westwind says:
Prob, hope you had a great day and I wish you many more healthy years.

Posted on Jun 19, 2012 10:05:02 PM PDT
Happy Birthday to oopps,
Happy Birthday to oopps,
Happy Birthday Probablist!
Happy Birthday to oopps...

Regards from one of Uncle Sam's Misguided (Ram) Children.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 19, 2012 10:07:59 PM PDT
Island Girl says:
>>Ah, Jonathan, perhaps it's time to show Mell and his girlfriend, Miss Ann Thrope, to the door!

J.H.--I'm sure I would, only were booked into the Moebius Lodge, it's kinda like Hotel California,

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...

Posted on Jun 19, 2012 10:35:04 PM PDT
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded
weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "thank God we can all still drive"

http://www.uffdahhh.com/

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 20, 2012 3:27:39 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 20, 2012 3:30:39 AM PDT
...and allowed to be decrepit!

Posted on Jun 20, 2012 3:28:28 AM PDT
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Day-o, Day-ay-ay-oDay-o, Day-ay-ay-o

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 20, 2012 6:33:31 AM PDT
Island Girl says:
With Llowell in the lead, the animals quickly form a Conga line.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 20, 2012 8:18:37 AM PDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attCtETJuFA&feature=related

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 20, 2012 9:36:05 AM PDT
Island Girl says:
Check out the head banging. He flips his hair and it gets messed up--cut to the next scene and it's all back in place. He goes wild again near the end. I didn't know he was so...so...energetic?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 20, 2012 4:25:04 PM PDT
I.G.--"I didn't know he was so...so...energetic?"

J.H.--Cheers all, Whereas the opening post warns that here there be sprites and trolls, have a care in Wooferland.

Check out Desi, as it dawns on him what Lucy has just asked him to translate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bViswHmi6E&feature=related

Posted on Jun 20, 2012 4:27:00 PM PDT
In the USMC it's mildly insulting to call someone a 'you', but I spent so much time on the 'edit' button yesterday I'm afraid I'm going Dulce.

Posted on Jun 20, 2012 4:59:25 PM PDT
MK Hill says:
Probe the resistor under the capacitor.

Posted on Jun 21, 2012 7:34:12 AM PDT
Island Girl says:
IG joins the animals in the Conga line. She looks around for the other crew members and a few thoughts pop into her head. She hasn't seen hide nor hair of Jody since she plucked those thorns out of his hairy ars...er, arms. Sightings of J. are rarer than a (insert the expression that isn't coming to her at the moment.) Ever since his birthday, 'prob has had his nose stuck in a small, rectangular, lighted device. She adores Dom, but fully appreciates that she doesn't speaka his language. She wishes Allan were (was?) around to correct her grammar. Time to pull Jonathan out of his comfort zone. "C'mon, Jonathan, it's 1, 2, 3, kick."

Conga, baby!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 8:49:48 AM PDT
Bram joins in, but he's out of step, as usual. Dom and Paba on congas with flying fingers. On every kick Llowell snorts little puffs of flame smelling of Cuban tree lilies.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 11:33:38 AM PDT
'probabilist says:
,.-)

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 5:59:48 PM PDT
I.G. says:

"...Time to pull Jonathan out of his comfort zone. 'C'mon, Jonathan, it's 1, 2, 3, kick'."

J.H.--I'm venturing way out of my comfort zone of personal disclosure to acknowledge my ignorance about dance stems from having attended more than one Christian school which didn't believe in dancing. My parents don't disapprove of it, but my associations with people who do tended to restrict my opportunities to gain experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfzKfsX7Fag&feature=related

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 6:48:36 PM PDT
Island Girl says:
Jonathan,

Good clip! I haven't seen that in a long time.

I hope you don't mind, but you and 'prob are signed up for dance lessons. If this in any way goes against your grain, so to speak, no problem. The fees are refundable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14JsWeVomGw

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 7:42:50 PM PDT
I'm sure Jonathan has reformed by now. heh heh

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 21, 2012 11:15:01 PM PDT
'probabilist says:
> you and 'prob are signed up for dance lessons

Prob checks to be sure his selkie skin is handy, in case he needs it for a quick aquatic escape...

Posted on Jun 21, 2012 11:46:05 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 21, 2012 11:47:28 PM PDT
Warm that falsetto, prob - nasal and epiglottal, please!

White suit, wide lapels, no tie...

Chest pubes...RE-EA-ADY!

GO!

Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancing:
My baby moves at midnight goes right on till the dawn
My woman takes me higher my woman keeps me warm

What you doin' on your back yeah
What you doin'on your back yeah
You should be dancing, yeah dancing, yeah

She's juicy and she's trouble She gets it to me good
My woman gives me power Goes right down to my blood

What you doin' on when you're layin' on your back yeah?
What you doin' when you're layin' on your back yeah?

You should be dancing, yeah dancing, yeah

My baby moves at midnight goes right on till the dawn
My woman takes me higher my woman keeps me warm

What you doin' on when you're layin' on your back yeah?
What you doin' when you're layin' on your back yeah?

You should be dancing, yeah
dancing, yeah
You should be dancing, yeah
You should be dancing, yeah
You should be dancing, yeah
You should be dancing, yeah

You should be dancing, yeah
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