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Posted on Jun 7, 2012 2:17:09 PM PDT
Art Franklin says:
The Romans wanted Jesus to get good exercise and plenty of sun so they built a balance beam for Him so that He could do a Bronze Age version of the Presidential Fitness Program and spread the gospel of good exercise.

Jesus was so good at this that He performed a new exercise called Pontius Pilates for 3 days straight, which was such an awesome feat that statues of this great gymnast were produced for centuries afterward! One flaw to the sellout show was that, unlike modern fitness programs where scantily clad females flank the instructor, Jesus was flanked by thieves forced to do community service because the Romans were too cheap to hire models.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 4:18:28 PM PDT
Domenico says:
Pilate, the Roman, didn't find him guilty of any wrong doing. He specified so.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 4:19:30 PM PDT
Domenico says:
You are not God. Maybe Allah ?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 4:23:42 PM PDT
Bryan Borich says:
That's what happens when you get a political hack job.

Jesus was crucified for treason (apparently because of the riot he started). Which is why Pilate asked if he were King of the Jews.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 4:23:54 PM PDT
Bryan Borich says:
All are One.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 5:19:49 PM PDT
Domenico says:
John 18;29-40 it's called 'appeasement' of the hooligans.

''''''''So Pilate came out to them and asked,

"What charges are you bringing against this man?"
"If he were not a criminal," they replied, "we would not have handed him over to you."

Pilate said,
"Take him yourselves and judge him by your own law." "But we have no right to execute anyone," the Jews objected......
Pilate then went back inside the palace, summoned Jesus and asked him,
"Are you the king of the Jews?"
"Is that your own idea," Jesus asked, "or did others talk to you about me?"
''Am I a Jew?" Pilate replied. "It was your people and your chief priests who handed you over to me. What is it you have done?"
Jesus said, "My kingdom is not of this world. If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest by the Jews. But now my kingdom is from another place."
"You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You are right in saying I am a king. In fact, for this reason I was born, and for this I came into the world, to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me."
What is truth?" Pilate asked. With this he went out again to the Jews and said, "I find no basis for a charge against him.
But it is your custom for me to release to you one prisoner at the time of the Passover. Do you want me to release 'the king of the Jews'?"
They shouted back, "No, not him! Give us Barabbas!" Now Barabbas had taken part in a rebellion.'''''''''

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 5:20:13 PM PDT
Domenico says:
If you insist....

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 5:30:29 PM PDT
Bryan Borich says:
I'm quite aware of that....

And right there in this interpretation he convicts himself,

Jesus answered, "You are right in saying I am a king.

Jesus could not have been executed unless Pilate found him guilty. And he could only be executed for three things....

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 5:43:35 PM PDT
Domenico says:
'''''''''''''In all four gospel accounts, Pilate avoids responsibility for the death of Jesus.

-The Gospel of Mark, depicting Jesus as innocent of plotting against the Roman Empire, portrays Pilate as reluctant to execute Jesus.
- In the Gospel of Luke, Pilate not only agrees that Jesus did not conspire against Rome, but Herod Antipas, the Tetrarch of Galilee, also finds nothing treasonable in Jesus' actions.
-The Gospel of Matthew adds that before condemning Jesus to death, Pilate washes his hands with water in front of the crowd, saying, "I am innocent of this man's blood; you will see."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate

Thrown to the wolves.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 5:59:50 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 7, 2012 6:02:25 PM PDT
Granny ;-D says:
Yes.. Pilot was a Roman .... but Pilot found no fault in him ... he let the Jews do what they wanted.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 6:00:51 PM PDT
Granny ;-D says:
YOU.... Are ..... NUTS!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 6:06:27 PM PDT
Bryan Borich says:
I'm aware of that, however if you read other material, you'd be aware that blaming Pilate might be seen as Treason, so whoever the Gospel writers were, probably didn't want to hang around on the cross.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 7, 2012 6:07:01 PM PDT
Bryan Borich says:
And the jews couldn't do anything. They had no authority.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 5:21:04 AM PDT
Angelus1967 says:
No Granny, you may not, but I have had others to my door who felt the need to fabricate in order to get in and speak to me. It does happen, no one is perfect and I wasn't accusing ALL Christians.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 5:22:28 AM PDT
Angelus1967 says:
Thank you much DI. I try not to be cranky but sometimes these people push buttons and I lose it a little.

I agree with you there.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 5:26:37 AM PDT
Angelus1967 says:
I guess I didn't realize I was doing so Domenico. I was a bit stressed from another thread so I apologize to you for being snappish.

Man, I wouldn't even begin to try to offer advice to them. It's VERY easy for me to say I would choose death as I am not in that position. Who knows what I would do if I found myself in that situation?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 5:26:46 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Jun 8, 2012 5:31:57 AM PDT
B. Josephson says:
Seems to me that that is all your posts are Domenico, your desire to make people afraid of Muslims. Well, I think on second thought you also appear to want people to hate Muslims.

Best Wishes,
Shaamba Kaambwaat

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 5:31:08 AM PDT
B. Josephson says:
Wait a minute is this accurate or not?

Weren't you claiming you were agnostic.?

So why are you using the Bible to support your view?

Wait, have my posts converted you to Christianty?

Best Wishes,
Shaamba Kaambwaat

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 8:13:20 AM PDT
Granny ;-D says:
What was the "ruse" these Christians used?

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 8, 2012 10:33:22 AM PDT
Angelus1967 says:
I honestly can't tell you exactly what it was as it's been quite a while, but I do know what they had to say changed once inside. I think they claimed to be selling something but I'm not 100% on that.

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 12, 2012 2:39:35 PM PDT
Art Franklin says:
"Granny-LOVES-Papa ;-D says:
YOU.... Are ..... NUTS! "

Whatever. Are you Mel Gibson in real life? I had to take a break from this thread because you were babbling about pilots for some reason. How were there pilots in the Bronze Age?!

In reply to an earlier post on Jun 12, 2012 2:42:21 PM PDT
Art Franklin says:
"But it is your custom for me to release to you one prisoner at the time of the Passover. Do you want me to release 'the king of the Jews'?"

They shouted back, "No, not him! Give us Brian!"

"Vewwy well. Wewrease BWYAN!!!"

*crowd cheers*
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