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Initial post: Apr 24, 2012 8:25:40 AM PDT
John Cammack says:
Which is the worst song lyric of all time: "Knee deep in the hoopla" or "Marconi plays the mamba"?

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 8:36:53 AM PDT
There must be words worse than those two, but I have blocked them from my memory.

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 8:39:42 AM PDT
Randy says:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain"

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 8:49:34 AM PDT
John Cammack says:
Good point, Randy: "I don't think that I could take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again".

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 9:00:18 AM PDT
PALIX says:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 9:08:36 AM PDT
Boilermate says:
She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad
But what the heck
Tho I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw thru me
And hugged my neck

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 9:11:35 AM PDT
Emery Would says:
"Well, I'm running down the road Tryin' to loosen my load..."

That's just disgusting. It's from "Take It Easy" by The Eagles, the Monkees of country rock.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 24, 2012 9:13:45 AM PDT
"Someone left the cake out in the rain" ~ that's great stuff, probably sold a million on that lyric alone.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 24, 2012 9:14:06 AM PDT
Housewives buy records too.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 24, 2012 9:16:22 AM PDT
"In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"

All the worlds great religions came out of the desert. That is because it is easier there to turn your mind inside, less cluter.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 24, 2012 9:20:18 AM PDT
"Tryin' to loosen my load..."

He meant mentally, not physically. Afterall, he's got 7 women on his mind.

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 12:39:24 PM PDT
D. Mok says:
Anything written by John Lennon is far worse than "We Built This City".

Posted on Apr 24, 2012 2:17:45 PM PDT
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Posted on Apr 24, 2012 2:25:37 PM PDT
bozokarl says:
His leather jacket had chains that would jingle
They both met movie stars partied and mingled

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 5:18:55 AM PDT
James Warner says:
No, no... no, no, no, no... no, no, no, no... no, no, ther's no limits

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 5:40:37 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 25, 2012 5:42:28 AM PDT
SLAYER says:
Set Fire to the Rain - Adele

let me know how u do 'dat

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 6:23:59 AM PDT
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Posted on Apr 25, 2012 6:25:30 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 25, 2012 6:25:48 AM PDT
vivazappa says:
"Na Na Na Na...Na Na Na Na...Hey Hey Hey...Goo-ood Bye"...more anoying than any lyric ever!

"Don't pull your love out on me baby"
Since it's a guy singing for his lover not to "pull out"...is he singing to another guy or is his woman wearing a plastic appendage?
I guess I'd prefer to picture the later to the former, but still...

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 6:43:15 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 25, 2012 6:45:10 AM PDT
BigBadAzz says:
Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"

Not rock per se, but hey, still pretty laughable.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 25, 2012 6:48:10 AM PDT
ILHJ, Black Box lifted the vocals wholesale from Loleatta Holloway's Salsoul classic "Love Sensation". And yeah, Black Box's arrangement of the chorus is pretty irritating.

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 6:50:32 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 25, 2012 6:52:32 AM PDT
BigBadAzz says:
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
(sorry, also not 'rock' but still hilariously bad)

"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)"

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 6:58:42 AM PDT
D. Mok says:
"My hands, they're small, I know
But they're not yours, they are my own"

From one of the queens of bad lyrics, Jewel Kilcher. Good singer, good composer, horrible wordsmith.

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 10:45:27 AM PDT
Savage Lucy says:
Slayer - I don't have as much a problem with Adele setting fire to the rain as I do with her touching my face.

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 11:07:23 AM PDT
Worst Lyrics:
"If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do
Is fly above the gridlock and come to you."
Jill Sobule
Best Lyrics:
"You're cool and cred like Foggerty,
I'm Elvis Presley in the 70ths.
You're Chateau Neuf,
I'm Yellow Label.
You're the buffet,
I'm just the table.
I'm a Ford Temple,
you're a Maserati.
You're The Great One,
I'm Marty McSorley.
You're the Concord,
I'm economy.
I make the dough,
but you get the glory."

Kathleen Edwards

Posted on Apr 25, 2012 11:17:19 AM PDT
...we got no principals
we got no innocence
we can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's Out
...guess Alice couldn't rhyme with principal
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