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Posted on Nov 3, 2012 9:01:30 AM PDT
he got feet down below his knees

Posted on Nov 3, 2012 10:57:48 AM PDT
Steelers fan says:
The Young line is from "Old Man", not "Heart Of Gold". Neil wrote the song with the caretaker of his ranch in Topanga Canyon in mind.
Neil is saying that, though the singer is much younger than the subject of the song, there is a natural affinity between the two people. "Doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you". He takes the similarities for granted; they're natural. He doesn't have to think about it.

Posted on Nov 3, 2012 12:25:01 PM PDT
Kil Roi says:
Steelers fan,
Yep. Old man. Just a mix-up. Thanks for the interpretation.

Posted on Nov 3, 2012 11:14:49 PM PDT
the pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handles

Posted on Nov 4, 2012 6:33:38 AM PST
DPask says:
Hey Leonard...those aren't the worst lyrics ever...its just Bob being Bob!:)

Posted on Nov 5, 2012 4:23:55 AM PST
Jimi Jac says:
Joanna Dean - "as dizzy a cat In a washing machine"

Posted on Nov 5, 2012 2:01:58 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 5, 2012 2:02:43 PM PST
Steelers fan says:
Like the twilight in the road ahead
We don't know just where we're going

--"We May Never Pass This Way Again"--Seals And Crofts

Muddled simile. The twilight can't "know", or "not-know", anything. It's twilight.

Posted on Nov 5, 2012 2:04:06 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 8, 2012 1:39:51 PM PST
Steelers fan says:
"It's so nice to be insane"--Helen Reddy, "Angie Baby"

That one's irritated me for years. Ask anyone with mental-health issues how "nice" it is.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 5, 2012 10:35:57 PM PST
oh, OK :-)

Posted on Nov 5, 2012 10:39:43 PM PST
she's so beautiful now, she doesn't wear her shoes - the Cars

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 1:23:57 PM PST
patc71s says:
She can't be convicted, she's earned her degree
Billy Joel-She's Always a Woman

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 8, 2012 2:38:43 PM PST
John Cammack says:
I always thought it was quite a put down that Billy Joel would sing "I don't want clever conversation...I want you just the way you are." In other words, it's okay that you're stupid, honey.

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 5:15:46 PM PST
Jules says:
@John, Funny:)
Like the Phill Collins song "Two Hearts" which I always thought said "two hearts living in just one mind" huh? Turns out he is saying 'believing in just one mind'. I always pictured some kind of crazy person with more than one personality! Oh well, misheard lyrics...

Posted on Nov 8, 2012 8:17:33 PM PST
Mr. Jumps says:
sky rockets in flight afternoon delight

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:13:30 AM PST
vivazappa says:
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:21:37 AM PST
Steelers fan says:
Yeah, that's a real piece of rank 70s cheese. Foisted on the innocent public twice, by America and then by the Craptain and Toenail. Tries to be cute. Fails.

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:23:28 AM PST
Steelers fan says:
One wag at the time called Toni Tennille "a reject from a toothpaste commercial".

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:30:05 AM PST
Steelers fan says:
True cuteness in pop is a difficult thing to achieve; it depends on the performer as much as the song. I think Melanie pulls it off in "Brand New Key", for example, though a lot of people hate that one as well. Millie Smalls is cute, Jamaican accent and all, in "My Boy Lollipop".

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:32:05 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 9, 2012 6:34:41 AM PST
vivazappa says:
"That's because Brand New Key is about sex...and you said "pulls it off"...heh heh!"--Butthead
"Yeah and then he said weiner!"--Beavis
"He didn't say weiner"--Butthead
"Sure he did, he said lollypop"--Beavis
"Uh, oh yeah!"--Butthead

Posted on Nov 9, 2012 6:37:02 AM PST
Steelers fan says:
That's exactly what it's about. Her biggest hit.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 12, 2012 8:52:20 AM PST
Neither.

"I want those feeble minded axes overthrown.
I'm not into your passport picture, I just like your nose."

You Better You Bet - The Who

Posted on Nov 12, 2012 9:26:16 AM PST
Same song...

"your dog keeps licking my toes
and chewing up all those letters
saying you better"

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 7:51:36 PM PST
Perry Boggs says:
everybody must get stoned....

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 7:52:31 PM PST
Perry Boggs says:
Dylan is a dork

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 10:56:54 PM PST
shut, up, asswipe!
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