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Posted on Oct 22, 2012 2:01:57 AM PDT
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.

Posted on Oct 22, 2012 2:25:25 PM PDT
The government issued a study of a study about studies.

Posted on Oct 22, 2012 2:41:06 PM PDT
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown

Shows what they know. Coleman is already dead.

Posted on Oct 22, 2012 5:44:13 PM PDT
"In the cold dark vacuume of space, no one can hear you laugh."

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:34:01 AM PDT
Lab mice that eat yogurt have larger testicles.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=real-males-eat-yogurt

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:53:25 AM PDT
On a clear night I can hear the fish laughing.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 2:57:28 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 23, 2012 3:02:53 PM PDT
Our police have a Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.) to deal with web-nannies. They also are good with global warming.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 6:13:10 PM PDT
Happiness is never having to say, "I forgot my teeth."

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 6:14:14 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 23, 2012 6:17:32 PM PDT
I once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.

I'm so cool I make ice jealous. Charm so contagious, vaccines are created for it.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 6:15:02 PM PDT
My personality is so magnetic I can't carry credit cards.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:19:03 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 23, 2012 7:19:52 PM PDT
It's a dark and stormy night. Most wouldn't send a dog out on a night like this. Or, in my case, I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this.

Web-nannies begone!

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:38:46 PM PDT
DB Edwards says:
If yer want enemies, excel others; if friends, let others excel you.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:40:18 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 23, 2012 7:48:15 PM PDT
Welcome.

Actually, I just like to push back. It's called freedom. The line has already been drawn.

Posted on Oct 23, 2012 7:47:06 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 23, 2012 7:47:39 PM PDT
Speaking of acid, some people in the desert here lick toads to get high, and even founded the Church of the Toad of Light. I think they can speak to God after licking a tasty toad.

Web-nannies begone.

Do not try licking toads at home. Only toad experts should try talking to God in the desert.

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 7:31:04 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Nov 12, 2012 1:47:02 PM PST
"Moscow? Conquering the world seemed like a good idea at the time."

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 7:32:01 AM PDT
Web-nannies, line up in a circle.

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 7:35:44 AM PDT
Global warming is 33% worse than we thought. That means Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we thought

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 8:10:05 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 24, 2012 8:11:30 AM PDT
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend
off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a
shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and
punch it in the nose as hard as possible. If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 8:56:20 AM PDT
The election will be especially close now that we have 57 states.

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 4:44:32 PM PDT
I am a poet,
And don't even know it.
I have big feet,
They're Longfellows.

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 4:56:59 PM PDT
The sun don't shine on the same dog's A$$ all the time.

Wot does that mean?

Posted on Oct 24, 2012 5:43:08 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 24, 2012 5:47:32 PM PDT
The ancient Romans were the first to race chariots pulled by hedgehogs.

We only think they used horses thanks to Ben-Hur. It seems they look better on film.

A shame, really, as that is the only mistake in an otherwise historically accurate film.

Posted on Oct 25, 2012 2:52:13 PM PDT
Squirrels are just rats with good PR.

Posted on Oct 26, 2012 7:29:50 AM PDT
We need to take back science fiction. Too much science fiction today is a liberal rant about failed ecologies, failed America, anti-military, UN type one world governments, and features politically correct female warriors. And another thing, magic, fantacy, vampires, and zombies aren't science fiction.

I don't know if humanity will ever cross the stars because of starship speed, space radiation, and technology. However, if humanity ever does conquer space, it will be on American starships, because only America could do it.

Posted on Oct 26, 2012 8:18:15 AM PDT
Last edited by the author on Oct 26, 2012 8:18:50 AM PDT
"If we're going to be damned let's be damned for what we really are."
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