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Initial post: Feb 7, 2013 4:04:08 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 7, 2013 4:05:37 PM PST
Metalman4wii says:
I'm sick of eating canned peaches and tomatoes, but I don't want to become one. I haven't left my house in 6 months now what should I do...?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 7, 2013 4:12:46 PM PST
Rev. Otter says:
<<I'm sick of eating canned peaches and tomatoes, but I don't want to become one.>>

there's nothing wrong with becoming a canned peach or tomato.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 7, 2013 4:36:49 PM PST
Deckard says:
Rev. Otter said:
"there's nothing wrong with becoming a canned peach or tomato."

Some of my best friends are canned peaches or tomatoes.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 7, 2013 4:50:02 PM PST
Metalman4wii says:
Don't show any emotion that's how they know you are human...!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 7, 2013 4:53:27 PM PST
alienate yourself

Posted on Feb 8, 2013 2:07:33 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 5:10:53 AM PST
Brian Curtis says:
Be careful of who you associate with...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 5:33:56 AM PST
G. Heron says:
Metalman4wii

Don't be scared, the conversion process doesn't hurt and then all your fears will be gone.
Join us.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 5:37:46 AM PST
Bubba says:
Consider getting freeze dried food to increase the variety in your diet.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 6:13:27 AM PST
Irish Lace says:
"I'm sick of eating canned peaches and tomatoes, but I don't want to become one."

I wasn't aware that eating canned peaches and tomatoes could turn you into one, but perhaps this will help: Kirkland Signature Premium Beef Steak Strips Jerky 12 Oz

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 6:27:23 AM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 10:47:55 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 8, 2013 10:52:26 AM PST
Metalman4wii says:
Never, we humans might not be the most social creatures or the smartest or most caring but we have freewill. also stop posing as Publisher's Clearing House with a check for 2 Million Dollars it won't work on me i'm smarter than the average human...!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 10:50:37 AM PST
Metalman4wii says:
Can't go outside and can't order anything the UPS or FEDEX person maybe one of them...?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 10:55:09 AM PST
Rev. Otter says:
<<we have freewill>>

you were predestined to believe that.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 10:57:23 AM PST
Metalman4wii says:
The only other human I can trust is ALEX JONES.!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:08:37 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 8, 2013 11:22:33 AM PST
D. Thomas says:
We mustn't forget the timeless adage: You are what you eat. So eating jerky is kind of risky.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:15:10 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 8, 2013 11:23:19 AM PST
D. Thomas says:
I recommend seasonal foods cultivated and harvested in the comfort of your own home - ants, mice, houseplants, mosquitoes, moths, houseflies, bedbugs, algae, bacteria - the menu is practically endless, and ever-so-tasty.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:21:18 AM PST
D. Thomas says:
If he makes himself into an alien, can he subsist on a diet of canned peaches and tomatoes?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:31:06 AM PST
D. Thomas says:
Sure, you can trust him - to fly into a screaming, gut-busting rage at the mere mention of the phrase "gun control."

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:34:28 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Feb 8, 2013 5:53:54 PM PST
Metalman4wii says:
No all I have left is 102 cans of Peaches and Tomatoes I want to order a Pizza and Cheesy Bread Sticks. but I don't know if the Delivery Person is Human or Not.? ALEX JONES told me to stay inside and trust no one, so that's what i'm doing...!

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:35:56 AM PST
No. He needs blood.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:40:51 AM PST
Metalman4wii says:
The Aliens who control 95% of Congress want to take away our High Capacity Magazines and Semi-Automatic Weapons so we don't have a Fighting Chance to Blindly Murder One Another...!

Posted on Feb 8, 2013 11:45:17 AM PST
Rev. Otter says:
if you were already an alien, and i knew it but you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:48:50 AM PST
We are all aliens here.

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 8, 2013 11:52:44 AM PST
Irish Lace says:
Hmmm... excellent point, DT.

How about this: FRUIT CAKE Boxed -1 lb Regular Recipe Claxton Fruitcake There is no danger it can do any further damage.
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