Me: Why must I have to pay $180 a month for 2 smart phones?
At*t: Well sir you can't have the 3gig data plan a month unless you have unlimited talk and text.
Me: WTF man are you serious I only need it for work I don't even call anyone I just need to be able to access email and large PDF files .
At*t :Yes sir I'm dead serious
Me: I'm leaving! (as I start to leave) How do you pricks get any business?!
At*t : Don't worry Sir you'll be back they always come back. (Muahahahahahahahah Jk he didn't really do an evil laugh)