So, yes! I gave in to the hype! I thought the world was going to end! I stopped paying my bills, I didn't bathe for 2 whole days (so I could seal in the flavor), went to the company bathroom, went #1, didn't wash my hands, and shook hands with EVERY co-worker shortly after! I then quit my job, man!!!
I used all my savings to by every Twinkie available in my lovely island of Puerto Rico, stocking up for the inevitable apocalypse. And guess what? NOTHING HAPPENED! Some say it's still going down at 12am tonight, but I'm not buying it!
Problem is, I have a month's supply of Twinkies, I'm jobless, and they don't want me back at work! It was just a silly gag, dudes!
I'm angry! I'm NOT going to share my month's supply of Twinkies! I want to destroy them!!!
Problem is! These delicious pastries cannot be destroyed easily! I've tried stepping on them but they immediately returned to their original shape! I've even shot at them (with a gun, of course), but bullet's just ricochet! I was almost killed by a Twinkie!!!