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In reply to an earlier post on Jan 3, 2013 5:51:20 AM PST
Frankenzubaz says:
The proposal:

"Princess, will you marry me?"
"wtf is this? This ain't no princess cut. This is a round brilliant cut. You better get the eff out of my face with this bullsh before I princess cut your stupid as."
"Yes, Princess."

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 3, 2013 5:47:27 AM PST
That giant sperm has a really pointy head....

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 3, 2013 5:42:40 AM PST
Why that sounds more like a "shrew" than a "Princess" & i'm not talkin a rodent!!! ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº>

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 3, 2013 5:37:35 AM PST
Frankenzubaz says:
"my wife insists I call her 'Princess'"

Uh oh, imagination spinning out of control, again.

"Hey, girl!"
"Who you callin' girl? I ain't your girl. Let me explain something to you. If you ever want your [searching for appropriate euphemism] willie waxed again, you WILL address me as Princess! You got that?"
"Yes, Princess."
"That's better. Now go make me a sandwich!"
"Yes, Princess."

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2013 9:46:45 PM PST
I'm using the Ocarina of Time version, and I'm pretty sure she cannot.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2013 8:56:04 PM PST
Joshua C says:
...Which version of Hylian are you using? There's actually.. like... 3 versions? I think?

And more importantly, can she read any of them?

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2013 8:43:30 PM PST
<3 you too McClane.

Posted on Jan 2, 2013 8:30:44 PM PST
John McClane says:
An ocarina? Lol what a loser.

Posted on Jan 2, 2013 7:27:11 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Jan 2, 2013 9:47:03 PM PST
I decided I'm going to hand-write the message in Hylian runes. I've practiced it and it looks decent.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2013 3:53:06 PM PST
Joshua C says:
Or maybe your wife has deep seated daddy issues!

I kid, I kid. I'm sure she's a well adjusted individual.

In reply to an earlier post on Jan 2, 2013 7:20:52 AM PST
Stud Lee© says:
Joshua C says:
"I think every girl I know would feel a little creeped out by a boyfriend calling them "princess". I've heard plenty of fathers call their daughters that, and it's what I call my niece.
Princess is not a term for a woman you want to have relations with, unless you want to meet Chris Hanson someday."

Speak for yourself, my wife insists I call her "Princess". You must not have lived long enough to realize every female is different :)

Posted on Dec 29, 2012 1:10:21 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 29, 2012 1:13:39 AM PST
MoultonHawk says:
You got your girl a vibration device, very thoughtful. What did she get you, sex for dummies ?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 3:07:19 PM PST
Good newz!!!....Sooo i guess it won't be limp for long!!!---winks*

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 2:40:22 PM PST
Who you calling limp, I can get hard as a... Ooh sorry misread that...

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 12:47:43 PM PST
Have you ever heard the term "treat your girl like a princess"? The females agree with me and that's good enough for me.

Posted on Dec 28, 2012 12:28:32 PM PST
Joshua C says:
The type of girl you call "princess" is usually the type of girl that will call you "daddy". She may or may not ask for money in return for services rendered, but you can just leave it on the nightstand/in her g-string.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 12:11:33 PM PST
OOCH...Stogs will you limp now forever cuz of a fractured knee???...Wouldn't it be just desserts... for ALL your pain & suffering... if you won a GI-HUGIC settlement from this guys insurance company???

I hope it all works out!!! Big Hugs*

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 8:36:07 AM PST
Wow SW...You must know a few spoiled women!!! They must really get their own way A LOT!!!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 8:09:38 AM PST
Notice I said "speak" to them. Princess types tend to be super needy and lack confidence, grabbing one from the bar for a one nighter is cake, but they are useless as people.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 8:06:34 AM PST
As long as she gets in princess position...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6YIUYdyrSU

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 8:04:14 AM PST
They need their own reality show.

I know a couple of queens, but none of them are women. I've met a few women who consider themselves princesses, and I never want to speak to them again.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 8:01:12 AM PST
Frankenzubaz says:
sheuht. I know a woman who's legal name is Princess. And another woman who's legal name is Queen. No relation, oddly.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 7:53:36 AM PST
Frankenzubaz says:
Actually, it does imply exactly that. You may not mean it that way, but the "implication" is there.

You don't want to scare her away with subliminal insults do you? She won't even know why she doesn't want to call you back.

Posted on Dec 28, 2012 7:43:26 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 28, 2012 7:45:49 AM PST
got mayo?™ says:
Lame gift. I think she liked my gift best.

Genuine Freshwater White Pearl Necklace Bracelet & Earring Set

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 28, 2012 7:38:38 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 28, 2012 7:58:26 AM PST
Shut up PUNK!!! Apparently *Princess* (in Zelda-speak) denotes a "lady-0-the-night???
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Initial post:  Dec 27, 2012
Latest post:  Jan 3, 2013

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