Birdemic: Shock and Terror [Blu-ray]
This movie will leave U scarred 4 LYFE! There is nothing worse than this movie. Many can argue what the best thing is - well I'm going to tell you what the worst thing is. This movie.
I just got back from visiting a friend's house and he told me he picked up this movie accidentally and apparently was able to walk out of the store without paying for it. No one stopped him, no alarm went off. He just got home, opened his bag and there it was - ON TOP THE OTHER 3 HE BOUGHT!
So he told me the story I just told you and then we sat and began watching the free movie. I think I'm dead - yeah definitely dead, this movie killed me. My ghost is haunting my keyboard and typing this cautionary tale right now.
I have seen the reckoning and it isn't pretty...
I dare anyone in the VGF to buy/rent and watch this movie to the end, I don't think you'll have the testicular fortitude to continue watching after 10 minutes.
I. DARE. YOU.