You're right. If you didn't bother reading the OP carefully before responding to it, why would I expect you to do it with my posts?
You're going to keep imagining me as the embodiment of every anti-gun argument you can dream up to disagree with. I just don't care enough anymore to keep telling you that I'm not your straw man.
I give up. You win. I want to come to your house tonight and steal all your guns and throw them in a volcano, and I want to take notes while I do it so I can help with the coming Orwellian government invasion. Make sure to wait up all night with your finger on the trigger and the gun pointed at the door. I'll see you then.