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OT- Have you ever failed a drug test?


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Initial post: Nov 13, 2012 12:57:24 PM PST
L says:
I have, even though I had never even had a sip of alcohol or any tobacco in my life, let alone an illegal narcotic.

I was 18 and in my final year of high school. I signed up for one of those drug studies where they tested a generic drug on you. I was 18, and all I thought about was the $1800 they were offering for two weekends of my time.

I went for the initial evaluation where they took samples etc. Two weeks later when I showed up to begin the test, a lady pulled me into an office and told me I had failed the drug screen. I was totally puzzled by what she said, until she showed me a list of things that can cause a positive drug result. At the bottom of the list was poppy seeds. We regularly had poppy seed hamburger buns and bagels with poppy seeds. They were my undoing, and cost me a shot a $1800.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 12:58:39 PM PST
Oskar2525 says:
You should have known better.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 12:59:15 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 13, 2012 12:59:33 PM PST
Chris94 says:
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Posted on Nov 13, 2012 12:59:17 PM PST
uncledonnie3 says:
The Seinfeld episode dealing with this comes to mind...

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 12:59:17 PM PST
El Tron says:
Nope. If you think you'll fail one, there are many products out there that will ensure that you don't, provided it's a urine test.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:00:02 PM PST
uncledonnie3 says:
Wow, that's an unbelievably ignorant and racist thing to say. Wait a second...M. Brown right?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:00:20 PM PST
I was caught in a bathroom injecting poppy seeds

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:00:34 PM PST
El Tron says:
Yep. He's the biggest tool we've had on this forum since the RMS days.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:00:36 PM PST
Bitchie says:
Nope. I've always been the one friends and family ask to pee for them, cause they know I'm clean.

Maybe a little less clean over the last year or so, but no one's asked me for anything in a long time.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:00:58 PM PST
L says:
I wish I had known to abstain from poppy seeds. I was pretty excited to sell my body to science.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:01:11 PM PST
JWK says:
I had a similar incident. My boss called me into his office a couple years ago after a random drug test and told me to close the door.

"I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let you go."
"What?! What are you talking about."
"The results of your drug test came back. And it's not good."
"I literally don't do ANYTHING. Nothing should have come back positive."
"Well, deny it all you want. But your blood came back with severely high level of Sonymite."

Stupid d-bag fired me on the spot. *pfft* What an XBot.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:01:43 PM PST
L says:
that reminds me... hook, line, and sinker

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:02:12 PM PST
Oskar2525 says:
Sonymite: It's in your urine!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:02:43 PM PST
L says:
Do they smuggle your pee into the collection center?

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:03:10 PM PST
McAwesomeo says:
No. I only drink. Cigarette/cigar/pot smoke makes me feel sick. Regular smoke, grill smoke and so forth don't do that though.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:03:53 PM PST
Only once and I learned my lesson real fast: Get a clean friend to piss for you.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:04:12 PM PST
But I CAN Change!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:04:24 PM PST
McAwesomeo says:
That stuff doesn't actually work. What does work is stopping for a few weeks beforehand, lots of water, vitamin B and exercise.

Posted on Nov 13, 2012 1:04:50 PM PST
L says:
The reason I bring this up is that I recently got a new job and had to go give a urine sample as part of the pre-employment screening. I know I'm 100% clean, but ever since my failed drug test in high school, I'm always paranoid about drug tests. I just want the drug test to come back clean already so I can get on with dropping a dump in my bosses office.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:05:07 PM PST
El Tron says:
It's worked for me 3 times. I actually smoked a j the night before my last drug test a couple years ago.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:05:30 PM PST
MrFoxhound says:
No. I've never done drugs.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:05:36 PM PST
uncledonnie3 says:
In my experience it works just fine. It's outrageously overpriced but it's worth it for peace of mind.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:05:38 PM PST
McAwesomeo says:
Tell that to my friends who have failed while using them.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:06:05 PM PST
Oskar2525 says:
Whoa! That is total badass, and I am not even joking!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 13, 2012 1:09:50 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Nov 13, 2012 1:10:12 PM PST
El Tron says:
There's a particular brand I've used on three separate occasions that is sold at my local tobacco shop. If you follow the process exactly as it's indicated on the bottle, it's 100% guaranteed to work. I passed drug tests in 2003, 2006 and 2009 using it. I don't know what brands your friends used, or if they followed the instructions properly, but I can personally vouch for the product I use 100%.
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