Enjoy but beware:
1.0 out of 5 stars Hitman aint no Hitman . November 20, 2012
Platform for Display:Xbox 360|Edition:Standard
Hello all you go nowhere losers,here we are again trying to save you poor souls from your very useless selves.will you pay any attention to what I have to say ?definitely not,which is very unfortunate for you,as I am only trying to help you the only way I know how.I'll start with the question : who the hell would actually play this steaming pile of crap ? NOT ME,that's for sure.from what I've read the one saving grace in this game is the multiplayer option where you are able to set missions for your oponents.but with this only being available in the multiplayer option this means you will need friends to play against in order to take advantage of this option.and from where I'm standing it doesn't look like many of you headset wearing,no nothing teen newspaper delivery boys/girls has any.so that option isn't going to be much use to you .
The graphics are spakly and nice and shiny which will iundoubtedly impress the hell out of you,so inbetween watching Pokemon ,drinking Monster energy drinks and watching Ben 10 ,you'll have something else to do. and with your far inferior intelligence this will probably keep you entertained for months maybe even years.LOL.You'll also be impressed by the characters ability.I call it an ability because most of you will probably be the real life incarnation of a cartoon character,and this means you'll wear the same clothes every day of your lives.anyway the character in the game has the "Ability" to change their clothes and disguise themselves to confuse their oponents and will also confuse you as you'll rpobably disguisse the hitman and you wont even recognise yourself.ultimately ending up shooting yourself and maybe even killing yourself,hahahahahaha :-) wouldn't that be funny ? YES IT WOULD.but no where near as funny as my review.you are basically plaing the hardest hitman the world has ever seen (but then the hitman has never been controlled by you,Until now) he i scaleld........Agent 47.I wonder how long it took them to think up that oh so complicated name ?
I personally didn't play this game on the rock hard level which has you killed in seconds , your oponents see you before you see yourself, and kill you before you can even think about grabbing your gun . which as enetrtaining as it sounds ,well it truly isnt. this game disappoints on every level imaginable which was no surprise to me , but will probably shick the hell out of most of you.
I'll sign off by saying that I've never actcually played the game but I'm more than qualified to put across my point of view as emotionally draining as it will be for you to read my review?comments it's something you'll have to do as there aren't many Hitman reviews and mines definitrely the best of the bunch.
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