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OT: Best place to go on a First Date?


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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 11:58:32 AM PST
JJ4prez says:
Do you massage the beef tits before using?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:03:36 PM PST
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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:05:06 PM PST
*hoping that you realize that I didn't typo that, and you don't have some weird beef fetish*

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:09:43 PM PST
JJ4prez says:
Yes lol

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:11:56 PM PST
"Make sure you really rub it in her face when you win. Girls like that."

The like that alright, but what they really like is when you beat them in an argument. I especially like getting really judgemental about their viewpoints. That drives them wild. This is not a beginner's technique, though. They're not ready for all that sex yet.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:13:08 PM PST
Forever R. says:
I think he was referring to the cute i won dance!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:16:23 PM PST
That Emu Kid says:
Absolutely. Women love to know you're better than them, and any sort of disagreement on their part is simply naivety or lack of education. Make sure she knows you can bench more than her, even if you can't.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:16:36 PM PST
"I told you so" is a guaranteed panty dropper.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:17:28 PM PST
That Emu Kid says:
No, no. Cute should not be an appropriate descriptor for anything you do on your date. If you do any kind of victory dance, it should be something that is likely to get you kicked out of whatever establishment you're in.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:18:44 PM PST
Forever R. says:
I may have to redo the dance...

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:19:15 PM PST
So, if she's cute, he SHOULDN'T do her? My, the rules have changed.

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 12:20:12 PM PST
Let's see. Meet at a coffee shop, conversate. Then somewhere you are confident good at like miniature golf or something. Then dinner, more conversate. Finally, the movie.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:22:36 PM PST
That Emu Kid says:
Only nerds do cute girls. Cute is code for fat and homely. Winners do hawt chix that are fit and toned.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:24:36 PM PST
JJ4prez says:
Like you right? lol

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 12:25:49 PM PST
"and any sort of disagreement on their part is simply naivety or lack of education"

I'm glad to see a man of such discernment on our fine boards. I find the only education a woman needs can be delivered by a sharp and sudden backhand slap. It's important not to hurt them, but rather to remind them that knowledge is the domain of the male. Slapping may not be appropriate for a first date, though. In these cases it's best to just remind them to be silent, and, if they continue to talk out of hand, apologize to the men in the room and leave make your exit without her (especially if you drove).

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 12:26:17 PM PST
The correct answer is "up the butt"

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:28:03 PM PST
That Emu Kid says:
It's a good thing you came to us for advice.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:30:16 PM PST
Real men don't dance. Heck, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. He can barely walk.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:36:16 PM PST
It is because of all that awesome.

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 12:37:34 PM PST
AmmmY says:
Ive never had a guy not pay for everything on any date let alone the first date.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:39:46 PM PST
He paid for EVERYTHING?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:40:42 PM PST
If a girl promises what I referred to in my previous post, guys will pay like $500. I saw it on the interwebs.

Posted on Dec 26, 2012 12:41:42 PM PST
AmmmY says:
Everything that involved a check yes but not EVERYTHING

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:41:43 PM PST
then it must be true. They can't put anything on the webz unless it's true.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 26, 2012 12:42:33 PM PST
You took a check? Wasn't you scared that it would *bounce*?
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Discussion in:  Video Games forum
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Initial post:  Dec 26, 2012
Latest post:  Dec 28, 2012

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