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Initial post: Dec 1, 2012 11:39:40 AM PST
Im bouts to peel a banana. Those of you who have been here for a really long time know what im talking about.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 11:42:23 AM PST
Jon says:
HOW TO PEEL A BANANA:
Step 1. Grip banana with both hands
Step 2. Slowly being stoking up and down, different directions with both hands, until you find the most tender part. It is most often near the tip.
Step 3. Bring both hands and focus around that point. Massage it softly with your two thumbs while pressing firmly with the palms of your hands.
Step 4. Tighten your grip and tear the mother trucker open.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 11:43:33 AM PST
Looks im eating an apple now. Thanks for that, Jon.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 11:48:03 AM PST
"Looks im eating an apple now. Thanks for that, Jon."

How to enjoy an apple:

Step 1: Caress the rough bottom....

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 11:54:29 AM PST
Jon says:
Allow me to finish that for you.

HOW TO ENJOY AN APPLE:
Step 1: Caress the rough bottom with one hand as you cup the apple with the other.
Step 2: Don't be afraid to use some force, you're going to want to rub your hands or a soft cloth all over this bad boy, you'll thank me later.
Step 3: Really work the apple and feel its curves and inner seeds begin to loosen as you fondle it.
Step 4: Slowly begin licking the apple. A small nibble doesn't hurt, but be sure not to break the skin.
Step 5: Gargle the entire apple.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 11:56:47 AM PST
"A small nibble doesn't hurt, but be sure not to break the skin."

Damn it that made me cringe XD

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 11:57:07 AM PST
DVvM says:
I feel as though I've been eating fruit incorrectly my entire life.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 3:45:00 PM PST
What am I going to have to do?! Eat a yam? Sheesh guys. You dirty minded people, you.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 3:48:12 PM PST
@DVvM
I know, there is a world of possibilities out ther. Pear. Orange. Plumps.* (ahem) Makes you wonder what else you've been missing out on, doesn't it?

*Excuse me, I meant plums.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 3:48:55 PM PST
Apparently, so has my wife. I'm going to point her to this thread so she can learn, however. Wish me luck, guys.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 3:57:37 PM PST
FOGE says:
This thread is pretty fruity

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 4:05:29 PM PST
A customer says:
Bananas are meant to be opened at the nub on the bottom, not the stem. That way, you can peel the banana down all the way to the stem and still be able to use the stem as a little handle. That's how monkeys do it.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 4:14:55 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 1, 2012 6:52:13 PM PST
Well you know what "they" say....."Monkey see Monkey do"~

em yum...I'm gonna go monkey around with a banana right now!!!!

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In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 6:16:31 PM PST
Personally, the "gripping it tight" and "tear the mother trucker open" are things I'd rather my wife did not learn.

Posted on Dec 1, 2012 6:54:37 PM PST
Forget my existentialism thread. THIS is the Marianas Trench of vgf discussions.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 1, 2012 7:11:42 PM PST
Solid Sponge says:
Those bananas are dangerous. Be careful. Or wait, what kind of banana? Your man banana?
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