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Initial post: Dec 7, 2012 8:21:33 PM PST
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman!

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 8:25:36 PM PST
Ha, nice. :) It's been many years since I watched The Simpsons, but this is the first one that springs to mind for me is the classic Bart line: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 7, 2012 8:27:02 PM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0588DtHJA

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 8:27:24 PM PST
Roscoe: [to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
Workers: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o.
Homer: [gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
Steel Mill Worker #1: [sissy-like] Stand still, there's a spark in you hair!
Steel Mill Worker #2: Get it, get it!
Homer: [whimpers as another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants]
Steel Mill Worker #3: Hot stuff, comin' through!
Homer: [screams]
Bart Simpson: Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL SICK!
Steel Mill Worker #4: [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
Homer: Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay!
[a whistle goes off]
Homer: Oh my god! What's happening now?
Roscoe: We work hard, we play hard.
[pulls a chain, "Everybody Dance Now" starts playing as the mill turns into a gay nightclub]

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 7, 2012 8:27:52 PM PST
Homer's Phobia is a classic.

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 8:28:22 PM PST
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/53548/detail/

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 8:30:16 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 7, 2012 9:17:15 PM PST
[Homer shoots a zombie Ned Flanders]

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!!!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 9:22:00 PM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 7, 2012 9:26:10 PM PST
"Homer no function beer well without."

"To continue, press any key...I don't see any "any" key! All I see are ESC, CTRL, and PigUp!"

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

"Save me Jeebus!"

Posted on Dec 7, 2012 9:32:51 PM PST
SuperHiro says:
Carl: Hey I hear we're going to Ape Island, to capture a giant ape.
Lenny: I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Guy: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes... but they're not so big.

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 5:44:03 AM PST
jnjmcc says:
Bully's kid " I sleep in a drawer"

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 6:04:20 AM PST
Tree House of Horror V has some excellent memorable quotes. My favorites being:

Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something...

Marge: Go Crazy?

Homer: Don't mind if I do!

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Principal Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes... I believe I'll start, as you've often suggested, by eating your shorts!

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Homer: Wow! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!

Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second.

Sherman: That's right, Mr. Peabody.

Mr. Peabody: Quiet, you!

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 6:57:58 AM PST
"Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over - `conquered', if you will - by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to...toil in their underground sugar caves."

Kent Brockman

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 7:04:03 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 8, 2012 7:32:24 AM PST
Monorail Episode

Marge: "Homer, I have someone here that can help you"
Homer: "BATMAN?!"
Marge: "No, it's a scientist..."
Homer: "Batman's a scientist."
Marge: "It's NOT Batman!"

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Ralphy Wigum: (oh, there are so many) "These berries taste like burning"

Ralphy Wigum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible"
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Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog...actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."'
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ALL TIME FAVORITE!
Homer: "Here's to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems"

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 7:26:35 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 8, 2012 7:26:58 AM PST
" When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power...like God must feel when he's holding a gun. "
Homer

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 7:29:04 AM PST
From Homer's Enemy:

[Homer tries to be a good employee. Frank Grimes tricks Homer into entering a contest for little kids. Homer doesn't know it's for kids. Homer notices the flyer}

Homer(to a picture of Lenny): Lenny, tell Mr. Burns I'm going home to work on the contest.

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 7:33:07 AM PST
probably goes without saying that most of the really memorable ones would be Homer's

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 7:42:16 AM PST
"And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold."
Krusty the Clown

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 1:52:29 PM PST
SuperHiro says:
Lionel Hutz: Well we didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel Hutz: That's ok the box is empty.

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 1:56:48 PM PST
1#Fetish says:
I'm surprised anyone here remembers these quotes.

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 2:02:26 PM PST
Principal Skinner: I'm Going to punish you Bart Simpson and it won't be a simple caning this time!

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 2:12:51 PM PST
<Homer, dressed as Krusty the Klown, savagely beats a dwarf dressed as a Hamburglar knock-off at a Krusty Burger Grand Opening>

Kid in Crowd: <choking back tears> He's already dead!

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 2:46:56 PM PST
[G.H.O.S.T.] says:
"Trying is the first step toward failure." -Homer J. Simpson

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 4:44:33 PM PST
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Posted on Dec 8, 2012 5:01:24 PM PST
"I'm seeing double, four Krustys!"

Posted on Dec 8, 2012 6:15:21 PM PST
Kevin Beirne says:
---- Chief Wiggam hammers a sign into a pier, and the sign just punches a whole through the pier and Wiggam falls through as the sign is seen floating to the horizon ------

Lou opens his mouth and says, "Signs floatin' away Chief."
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