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Has anyone played Fapping Simulator 2013?


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Initial post: Dec 21, 2012 11:15:58 AM PST
jtshiel says:
I want to know how well it works before I gift it to a loved one.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:16:15 AM PST
MrFoxhound says:
I don't need a simulator. I get enough practice IRL.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:16:23 AM PST
Is that the game that's only played in the shower?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:16:43 AM PST
FOGE says:
Its a bit of a grind, but their is a big payoff at the end of the game. No multiplayer.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:17:55 AM PST
Are there achievements or rewards for finishing the game?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:17:58 AM PST
MrFoxhound says:
MP is available, but it's couch co-op only.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:18:13 AM PST
Jawwaad says:
Bet you can't fap with one arm behind your back standing on one leg singing the song Beat It. I can.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:18:31 AM PST
jtshiel says:
Yes, I think it needs some unlockments and a skill tree too

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:18:44 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 21, 2012 11:24:10 AM PST
MrFoxhound says:
Hole in One: All your spooge entered the sock 100G
Dry Rub: Fap without lube 100G
"What?! Who's there?!": Give yourself a stranger. 100G
I'm BLIND!: Fap 3 times in a single session 100G
Close call: Hear someone walking down the hallway and half hide your nakedness only to hear them turn and go down the stairs. 100G
It's slippery in here: Fap in the shower 100G
Is it Friday yet?: Fap in the bathroom at work. 100G

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:19:41 AM PST
jtshiel says:
So it's Move compatible?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:20:30 AM PST
FOGE says:
That is one of the achievements oddly enough. Its called 50 Shades of Beat It.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:20:48 AM PST
Never played it(BIG LIE!), does it have a happy ending?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:21:12 AM PST
FOGE says:
Switch Hitter for playing in Left Hand Mode.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:21:23 AM PST
MrFoxhound says:
Nah, the ending's kind of all over the place.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:22:39 AM PST
LogJam says:
Beat it with left hand: 100 XP
Increase duration until finish: 150XP
Reach your own mouth: 1000000XP

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:22:40 AM PST
Remind me to never visit you place, Fox.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:23:14 AM PST
jtshiel says:
The "I'm blind" looks to be the hardest trophy to earn.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:25:51 AM PST
FOGE says:
Snake Eater: Reach Someone Elses Mouth: 100G

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:26:12 AM PST
FOGE says:
Well, lets be honest, they are all hard trophies.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:26:48 AM PST
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Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:29:26 AM PST
Fapping Simulator 2013 isn't a real game... it's like hitting a tennis ball against a wall... which can be fun, but it's not a game.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 11:30:23 AM PST
jtshiel says:
You guys missed this trophy:
"What What in the Butt Butt?": Explore your angus with your index finger: 100G

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:30:25 AM PST
Last edited by the author on Dec 21, 2012 11:31:11 AM PST
"it's like hitting a tennis ball against a wall..."

You play rough.

@jtshiel: Why are you trying to put that dang song back in my head? What did I ever do to you?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:30:40 AM PST
FOGE says:
Hitting a tennis ball against a wall was probly the funnest time I had playing with my wii. ha, that came out perfectly. Didnt even plan that.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 11:31:13 AM PST
MrFoxhound says:
Makes your forearm stronger which is helpful if you ever have to pull someone up who fell over a ledge somewhere. You can shove your giant crab claw down there and hoist him up no problem.

"Wow, how are you that strong?"

"That's my secret. I'll be back in 10 minutes!"

*que cheesy end of sitcom smile and audience laughter*
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