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OT: The apocalypse never came! What am I going to do with all these Twinkies?!?!?

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Initial post: Dec 21, 2012 7:04:30 AM PST
So, yes! I gave in to the hype! I thought the world was going to end! I stopped paying my bills, I didn't bathe for 2 whole days (so I could seal in the flavor), went to the company bathroom, went #1, didn't wash my hands, and shook hands with EVERY co-worker shortly after! I then quit my job, man!!!

I used all my savings to by every Twinkie available in my lovely island of Puerto Rico, stocking up for the inevitable apocalypse. And guess what? NOTHING HAPPENED! Some say it's still going down at 12am tonight, but I'm not buying it!

Problem is, I have a month's supply of Twinkies, I'm jobless, and they don't want me back at work! It was just a silly gag, dudes!

I'm angry! I'm NOT going to share my month's supply of Twinkies! I want to destroy them!!!

Problem is! These delicious pastries cannot be destroyed easily! I've tried stepping on them but they immediately returned to their original shape! I've even shot at them (with a gun, of course), but bullet's just ricochet! I was almost killed by a Twinkie!!!

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:05:18 AM PST
How did you buy twinkies with the hostess company going out of business?

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:05:49 AM PST
StriderNeo15 says:
try eating them.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:06:30 AM PST
Coffee says:
Sell them on e-bay. Some boxes are going for ~$20 a pop, now.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:06:41 AM PST
Brykume says:
The same thing happened to me. We'll just have to eat our way out!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 7:07:07 AM PST
Ice King says:
You have to place them in a pile five high by four wide and light them on fire.
Of is it four high by five wide? I forget

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 7:08:29 AM PST
FOGE says:
You have about an hour left to live. Then the Twinkapolypse will be upon us. Enjoy your last precious moments. Go steal a cop car. Seems like a fun thing to do. Plus they always leave the keys in them.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 7:10:12 AM PST
WesCyde says:
When this officially came to be there were auctions of 5 boxes going for over $500 I bought two boxes just enjoyed the last twinkie last week

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 7:10:37 AM PST
Voice of god says:
Here is an idea.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:11:37 AM PST
Woody Harrelson will take them off your hands

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:14:21 AM PST
I was too cheap and just stocked up on little Debbie's cloud cakes. Honestly can't tell the difference...

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 7:14:24 AM PST
cab0218 says:
Actually he hates Twinkies isnt he Vegan?

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 7:16:44 AM PST
FOGE says:
When I heard about Hostess I freaked out. No more Star Crunches?! No more Nutty Bars?! No more Christmas Tree thingys!? Oh... so those are all Little Debbie? Thats cool :)

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 8:02:09 AM PST
Thank you all for your suggestions!

I'll be making 2 piles of Twinkies. One in five high by four wide, and the other in four high by five wide, set them on fire, and cut through them with a Japanese sword while driving a stolen police car!

I will then take the remains and sell them on eBay!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 8:03:44 AM PST
Try pepperin' that angus, and then inserting.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 8:25:16 AM PST
eat ALL the twinkies!!!

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 8:31:49 AM PST
remove the filling, refill it with Mayonnaise and give them to someone who likes Twinkies, perhaps this will prevent them from ever wanting another one. Ever. Which they can't really get cause they are gone

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 8:35:10 AM PST
FOGE says:
Yes... mayonnaise... thats what it is.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 8:38:03 AM PST
Can't you save em for the next apocalypse???

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 8:51:35 AM PST
Brykume says:
This sounds delicious. Let's call them Twankonnaise.

Posted on Dec 21, 2012 9:02:16 AM PST
Word on the street is that Bimbo (a Mexican Hostess) is going to start making the Hostess recipes soon. So don't fear the Twinkie Reaper!

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:04:16 AM PST
*shudders and almost Vomits* I don't like twinkies, but I like them more than Mayonnaise :p Heck I'll eat bacon before I have Mayo on anything. And I never eat bacon.

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:15:58 AM PST
"I think I've had these before!"

Random initiate from delta iota kappa

Van wilder was an awesome movie....

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:16:46 AM PST
Or you can eat cloud cakes now, seriously, they are like almost identical...

In reply to an earlier post on Dec 21, 2012 9:29:01 AM PST
Bah, I haven't eaten things like that in years. I do have a weakness for the occasional Swiss Roll though, ha ha.
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