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Fantasies...and I'm not talking about the kind with knights and dragons?


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In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:44:48 AM PST
Now the metaphors have their own metaphors?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:47:16 AM PST
Fidel Amaya says:
As much as i want to, i am a faithful man lol

"" would always come around to where i work. Havent seen her in a long time but the other day i was at a stop light and "" was flashing her high beams. She waved and smiled.

Posted on Nov 14, 2012 8:47:45 AM PST
JWK says:
Ever since I learned that Jade Raymond exists, all of my fantasies feature 100% more Jade Raymond. And I don't even mean sexual fantasies. Anything. I went to the dentist and imagined that the dental hygienist was Jade Raymond... I was far less annoyed.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:48:26 AM PST
Heh.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:50:47 AM PST
Ice King says:
This is exactly why I prefer the things I prefer.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:53:03 AM PST
MJM says:
You're such a trooper Punk...taking one for the team.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:53:06 AM PST
Fox McCloud

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:53:48 AM PST
MJM says:
Sure...why not?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:54:23 AM PST
MJM says:
Such a tease...how dare she play with you like that.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:54:39 AM PST
That implies that Alien Fodder is less than appealing.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:55:47 AM PST
Alien Fodder says:
LOL!!! Oh, Punk, if I could give you a hug, I would... :)

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:56:03 AM PST
MJM says:
I was being sarcastic.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:57:45 AM PST
Is that a hidden blade in his pocket, or is he just happy to see you?

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:57:52 AM PST
You?! No way!

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 8:59:37 AM PST
And I would return said hug with aplomb.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:00:19 AM PST
"Is that a hidden blade in his pocket, or is he just happy to see you?"

So if a hidden blade is a metaphor for a penis, than the double hidden blades...whoa.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:00:20 AM PST
Alien Fodder says:
Hey, that's only for he and I to know... :D

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:00:43 AM PST
Alien Fodder says:
Let's NOT go there, shall we? :)

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:02:04 AM PST
Which, coincidentally, is why 9 out of 10 women (Alien Fodder included) prefer Ezio.

Posted on Nov 14, 2012 9:05:05 AM PST
It's too late. It can't be unseen. Now every time I hear that <snickt> sound when Wolverine's claws come out in XMEN all I will be able to think is: **BAM** six penises! That's a four more than Ezio, so I can only assume that makes him three times as manly. Let's just hope it's a quality over quantity thing or all of us "uni-dongs" are hosed (no pun intended...kinda).

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:07:02 AM PST
Alien Fodder says:
The cat's out of the bag... It's not about Ezio's infinite charm, his sexy voice, or his total badassery. It's all about the hidden blades. Yes, gentlemen, now you know what to do if you want to charm the lady gamers. :)

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:13:52 AM PST
Haha, you're a good sport. Glad you don't see us as bunch of misogynists. Hopefully DVvM doesn't come into this thread. She'd be pissed.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:14:53 AM PST
Shhh, we don't talk about DVvM's gender. As far as I can tell, DVvM lists "Mathmetician" on forms on the "Gender" line.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:17:22 AM PST
Ice King says:
I think any woman who comes here regularly and reads what we write would understand that we're mostly just immature clowns, not angry woman haters.
At least, that's what I consider myself.

In reply to an earlier post on Nov 14, 2012 9:18:24 AM PST
MJM says:
I know it's hard to believe...but yes, I was being sarcastic.
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Discussion in:  Video Games forum
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Initial post:  Nov 13, 2012
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